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[monophony]

Why the fuck am I surrounded by a bunch of goddamn idiots? This shit's called mass hysteria; there's no influx of new arrivals. These bastards aren't fuckin' REAL. It's a motherfuckin' TRAP, that's what it is

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>:O!

[infected_wound]

I'm REAL, thank you! :O!!!

More real than you! XP

[monophony]

Yeah, yeah, and I'm the motherfuckin' pope.

[infected_wound]

...;_; You probably don't get enough sex...

[monophony]

For a figment of my imagination, you fuckin' talk too much. Want me to rip out your tongue?

[sweeter]

AGITO! ♥

[monophony]

Who the hell are you?

[sweeter]

I'M SHANCA, MAY I SQUISH YOU NOW? xD

[monophony]

Well since you asked so nice--

[synchronized]

There's a spoon?

[monophony]

There's always a goddamn spoon involved in this shit.

[synchronized]

WHERE? JESUS CHRIST, DON'T LET IT GET ME.

[monophony]

How the hell am I supposed to know?

[burninatingkiss]

Agito-kun!! Did you take the red pill or the blue pill? :O

[monophony]

TYLENOL.

[burninatingkiss]

But somtimes, tylenol is red AND blue! :O

...I wonder where that'd take you.....

[monophony]

Purple.

[yourownside]

... well, fuck. it was only a matter of time before i'd find you here.

[monophony]

You again? Shit, how the fuck did you get here?

[yourownside]

s'what they fuckin' call a time paradox, i guess. got caught up in a swarm of squealing chicks and wound up on a fuckin' merry-go-round. i'm givin' up on making any sense of it...

so this is the world you were tellin' me about before, huh?

[monophony]

Don't even bother; it's a goddamn trap today. Fucking mass hysteria's affecting us all.

This world's just some sick fuckin' joke.