♫ Seventh Jam ♫

[mnkeywrenchjams]

I am never doing that again.

[[Hangover post. Travis yanked the kid to the bar in his world and got him blasted. IT, feel free to assume that Yosuke called you yesterday while he was drunk at some ungodly hour and told you really bad or dirty jokes. X3]]

Comments

[the_nomorehero]

Dude, you are fucking hilarious drunk, do you know that?

[mnkeywrenchjams]

Do I really want to know how bad it was?

[the_nomorehero]

Dude, you were the life of the party. Between you and the gay monk I almost pissed myself laughing.

he is facepalming so hard right now

[mnkeywrenchjams]

Yeah, you would be. I can't even remember half of it.

[kicktothestars]

I'm blocking your number from my phone.

[mnkeywrenchjams]

What the- why?!

[kicktothestars]

Do you know what time you called me?

[mnkeywrenchjams]

...I called you? Seriously? I don't even remember doing it.

[truthinfortune]

...what happened?

((Naoto was completely oblivious to any kind of partying as she was marathoning giant robot anime at the time.))

[mnkeywrenchjams]

Trust me, Naoto- you don't wanna know.

[truthinfortune]

I think I do. You left a rather garbled text message on my phone last night, but I was too busy watching Macross to try and puzzle it together. I assumed it was probably a dirty joke of some sort...

Where do you find those, anyway?

[satellite_idol]

You're lucky you were too drunk for the dirty joke you were trying to tell me to make any sense at all!

[mnkeywrenchjams]

I called you too? Jeez. What time?

[satellite_idol]

Three in the morning! You're lucky my phone was on vibrate, if it had gone off at full volume it would have woken my grandma up!

[clockmaster]

That call was...interesting.

[mnkeywrenchjams]

No way, you too, Hakuba?!

[clockmaster]

Yes.

I'm still curious about the last joke, I don't know how it ends and you passed out before to tell me. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?