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My dad's ex-wife's ex-neighbor invented velcro.
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This morning I decided that the makers of Like Mike should make a sequel, Like Ike, the charming coming of age film about a young boy who finds the loafers of Eisenhower, puts them on, and becomes a legendary politician and, eventually, president.
Here's me and some vats of grease:
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PHEW. My desktop chia pet almost died again.
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Zach Attack!
Tonight Zach and I played web-cam guess who. It is perhaps the best thing since they made cocaine in powder form. I don't think i mention Zach enough in this old journal of mine even though he is the only reason i can find to go on living. He is like condensed man mixed in with a little ninja. How can i count the ways in which he is better than ( Read more... ) -
"I'm so hungry, I could just die! I think I'll update my LiveJournal."
Yesterday I had one of those pesky old loss-of-appetite days, in which I didn't feel like eating anything substantial, and couldn't be motivated by hunger. I knew it was stupid and going to make me weak or dizzy, but that didn't bother me enough that I was going to trouble myself to eat ( Read more... ) -
A Midsummer Morning's Shower
It is 1:20 pm on July 4, 2008. Emily, a foxy lady of 18, has just mustered the energy to get out of bed and into the shower. She is a little ashamed of her laziness, but not so ashamed that she would conceal it from her LiveJournal. The shower is filled with the pungent aroma of hypoallergenic soap and the scent of same Pantene Pro V conditioner ( Read more... ) -
Who is he???
Last night, at around 3 am, in a half-asleep stupor, I got out of bed and found a pen and paper, so I could draw this guy.
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Look out! Here come my dental anxieties
Oh, why do I always do this? I've just brushed my teeth and I'm about to go to sleep, and I decide "Why not look at some pictures of gum recession on google?" And then I do it. And now I can't go to sleep because I have that awful, paradoxical, gum problem on my mind.
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Hey Livejournal. Long time, no see ( Read more... )
