Look out! Here come my dental anxieties

[mm_aficionado]

Oh, why do I always do this?  I've just brushed my teeth and I'm about to go to sleep, and I decide "Why not look at some pictures of gum recession on google?"  And then I do it.  And now I can't go to sleep because I have that awful, paradoxical, gum problem on my mind.

It's so troubling because the people who get gum recession, get it because

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[whatsajesus]

remember that time in unit c that those counselors wouldnt let you brush your teeth and you cried??? i realize now that they were just trying to protect you from gum recession.

also, im leaving for camp today! i have your address, so get ready for some letters!

[mm_aficionado]

carry on the legacy, mariel! tell your campers that they can't brush their teeth! make them cry!