warehouse 13 fic; take me to the finish line

[missymeggins]

take me to the finish line| Warehouse 13; Myka/H.G | 4900 words | r | for effie214's prompt (540): Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do at the Texts From Last Night ficathon

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[ncruuk]

:-)

Delightful, thank you :-)

[missymeggins]

Thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed it.

[effie214]

NO NO NO NO NO I REFUSE TO ACCEPT HOW PERFECT THIS FUCKING PIECE OF BULLSHIT IS. NO. I CANNOT LET THIS OUTRAGE STAND, BECAUSE GODDAMN IT, IT'S PERFECT AND IT'S 7:15 ON A SATURDAY MORNING AND THIS WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY -- NAY, MY WEEKEND -- AND NOW IT'S OVER AND I JUST CAN'T WITH YOU ANYMORE. THE THINGS YOU DO TO MY TINGLY BITS AND MY HEART AND MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING SO MUCH. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS.

(He has to stifle a grin at this because Myka doesn't ask permission for things. Ever. Especially from him. But he understands, she's looking for reassurance about what to do because she can't find it in herself and she's hoping he'll make the decision easier for her.) THAT'S JUST RUDE.

She sighs now and runs a hand through her hair. “I'm just trying to leave my bedroom, go across the hall and make out with the woman I love.” (She says it like it's simple. She says it because she wants it to be simple.) THIS IS WHOLLY AND UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE. I FORBID IT.

“Patterns can be broken

[missymeggins]

EFFIE EFFIE EFFIE I CANNOT RIGHT NOW! Your yelling has completely made my night, you have no idea.

Hahaha my words broke my own fic, bless you darling. And thanks for picking that up ;D I always miss something.

ALSO, I'm sorry, but I'm geeking out a little at you threatening to call 000 to report me. That's kind of an amazing attention to detail given that you should be all ~American on me and say 911. So I kind of love you a lot for that alone. (God I get excited about the weirdest things ever.)

Basically I love you and I love you even more for leaving this prompt for me cos holy crap it took over my brain in a crazy way. Obviously. And you are just the best. Ever. The end.

[effie214]

Well, SOMEONE has to keep you in line and your attitude in check, since you so obviously have no moral compass with which to guide you.

And HA on the 000 thing; K and I were randomly discussing it the other day, because I knew it was 999 in the UK but couldn't remember what it was for you. Kris said 000, I Wikipediad to see if she was right, and there you have it. Hash tag: this is what we do instead of going on a date.

I'm so glad I was able to manipulate inspire you. Teehee.

HATE HATE HATE YOU. ALWAYS.

[missymeggins]

I think I'm a little bit in love with K for knowing that.

All this yelling gives me warm and fuzzies. <3 Hashtag: you and I are super weird. And I love it.

Manipulate anytime babe. Clearly it works well for us ;D

HATE YOU MORE MORE MORE (BUT NOT REALLY COS I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT IN JEST OR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH.)

[missymeggins]

It's so weird that Myka/H.G seriously bring out my fluffy side, but no regrets! I love them. Glad you enjoyed this!

[pious_pelican]

awwwww. I just loved this story!

[missymeggins]

Thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[mayireadtoday]

Really cool.

[missymeggins]

Thank you!