::is asleep on his comfy couch in his office::

::flops over and book falls to the floor::

::doesn’t phase him::

::groans a little as dream takes a bad turn::

*saunters down the hallway towards his office*

*hums happy birthday*

*eats cake*

*grins at airmen with mouth full of cake*

::wakes up in an unfamiliar room::

::doesn't recognize the nurse at the door::

Who are you? Where is Dr. Beckett?

::notices tubes coming out of arms and nose and rips them out::

This is not Atlantis! I wish to speak with Dr. Weir and Major Sheppard immediately!

*comes home, walking through the door, seeing a skateboard and a copy of Scientific America*

Ah... *smiles* home sweet home.

Johnny! you home?! I brought chinese for dinner.

*wanders into General Jack’s office*

*looks around for him*

*scratches head*

*grins and flops down in his chair*

*locks fingers behind his head and puts feet up on the desk*

Just call me General.

::flops down in comfy couch in his office::

Now this is the good life.

::bites into a turkey sandwich::

It's been a little too quiet around here.

*looks around the nearly empty infirmary*

*glances at her counterpart's office, also empty*

*gets an evil glint in her eye and goes into the office*

*Feet up on desk playing with YoYo*

*Music blaring*

*stumbles through the gate tripping over his own feet*

*looks up*

Um... Hi. Don't shoot?

*has guns pointed at his face*

/fell asleep at his desk reading more of Rodney's notes on recent technological finds/

/wakes up in the SGC infirmary, draped over a gurney/

Where the bloody hell am I?