Writer's Block: I'm So Excited

[midnightcalling]

It's 8am and I'm about to go and tidy the library as I'm still doing community service to pay off a £160 fine for squirting shaving foam at someone. At 9am I'm going to read incomprehensible Elizabethan prose fiction until I feel like my head will explode, and then I'll go to sleep. What most excites me about the way I live my life? Nothing

Comments

[niicoly]

a £160 fine for squirting shaving foam at someone.

... £160? WTF? Was "someone" the mayor?

[midnightcalling]

It's a bit of a tradition at my university to "trash" people after they walk out of their exams by throwing messy stuff at them. Oxford county council don't like it as they have to clean it, so the university put large fines on anyone they catch. Usually they don't catch anyone so it's okay. What we didn't know is that they were planning to crack down on it and search Facebook for evidence. Some of my friends uploaded photos and they were found, and we were all charged obscene amounts of money. The University made £11,000 out of sneakily trying to catch students via Facebook. It's sickening.

[ohjeane]

that is so ridiculous!

[bitterness]

is that true? you're doing community service for THAT? oh dear! hope you're almost done!

hmm what most excites me about the way i'm living my life is the fact that i don't know where i'll be in 2 months time and that is great but scary at the same time. and the fact that i can still shock my friends by tattooing a big ass dragonfly on my foot :o