my brother and his girlfriend just walked in the door. he was wearing a red-and-grey horizontally striped t-shirt, and she was wearing a white-and-navy horizontally striped t-shirt. the stripes were of very similar and perhaps identical width. they claim to have coordinated their clothes by accident, which i am sure is true. aw sooo cuuute

what's an australian kiss?

it's the same as a french kiss, but downunder.

doctor, the patient appears to be brain dead!
o shut yer trap nurse, patient is clearly full of cheap nasty gags.

"the toxic singer" plans comeback! now i really have something to look forward to in this life! oh my lordy i love you britters.

(thanks liv for clever language spot)

i want these for summer. they're the hottest swimmers ever. apart from which i'm really into the squarecut thing at the moment. i plan to wear these to the beach, pretty much. i want to put on 5kg first though. i've gained a solid 2kg i just have to keep it up ( Read more... )

1. Grab the book nearest you, turn to page 18 and find line 4 ( Read more... )

my friend overseas writes me that she's been missing out D&D's. although she once told me what words the d's represent, i can't remember, and can't bend my mind to think anything but "death and destruction". nifty, hey?

drinking spree: like crime spree. regrettable.

You are old and wise enough now to recognise that some nuisances in life, are like the tide. They increase. They decrease. When they go away, they never stay away. Nor, though, when they return, do they remain. The secret of success is to build floating structures. Adaptability resolves ninety nine percent of all difficulty. A tide of trouble is ( Read more... )

just went to see pirates of the carribbean II: dead man's chest; didn't enjoy it as much as the first one. in fact i think i preferred superman returns ( Read more... )

i feel fine. i don't drink or smoke anymore. i exercise all the time. my mood is becoming more and more stable every day and i'm not anticipating any crashing lows. just got to keep it up. especially have to work on my eating habits. the food i eat leaves something to be desired. my mother cooks awesome meals every few days but when i feed myself i ( Read more... )