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[glowering]

apiphile explains the situation

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[flyingmintbunny]

/dead ♥

[ajk]

All kinds of win, this is.

Australia's probably the eager-to-please even-younger brother who wants to be just like the big boys when he grows up and gets to have a catastrophic economic meltdown of his very own. If America or England told us to all get down to the coastline and start paddling north, we would be manoeuvring our way up through the Atlantic in no time.

[3771]

leaving tasmania by itself, of course.

[ajk]

They're probably better off for it. Even if we were to tow them along, they would probably get snagged on Chile on the way.

[squeeful]

How are you going to squeeze past Antartica? I don't think it's melted that far. Yet.

[bredalot]

Who's "Dad" in this metaphor? The UN?

Who's "Dad" in this metaphor?

[sheherazahde]

Rome?
The Catholic Church?

The UN is just a commitee that plans family reunions.

Re: Who's "Dad" in this metaphor?

[bredalot]

I like Rome. Founder of modern Western civilization and all, and would TOTALLY think America was the good child (you know, now that the Endless Day British Empire is defunct. Way to get on Dad's bad side, guys).

[fallintheblinks]

I really need to stay away from metaquotes when I have coffee in my mouth.

[annlarimer]

England: "Fuck you. Just look at my library!"
America: "I don't read, you old fart. Hey, I heard these are really collectible now!"