cadhla is a pirate...don't make her kick your booty.
A small advisory to ye sea-goin' dogs...
While it may seem fair sportin' and enjoyable in the extreme t' take advantage o' Talk Like A Pirate Day to call those females of yer acquaintanceship 'saucy wenches' and ask them if they'd like a good keelhaulin' after a walk down yer 'special plank'...
...I have a chainsaw, and I am not bound by the Pirate's Code.
Savvy?