You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You both like Sherlock.
You: Jawn! I'm alive, Jawn!
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I'm alive!
Stranger: But.... h... how?
You: Well, I obviously faked my death, but who cares about the how. All that matters is I'm alive, John!
Stranger: *Gets suddenly very angry* But why the hell would you do that ( Read more... )