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1333. TFLN

Dec 22, 2012 17:37

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rated: nc17, fluff, rated: r, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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mischiefandice December 23 2012, 01:42:44 UTC

[On the very, very off chance that Loki would be a happy drunk.]

I love everyone on this planet!

indestructigirl December 23 2012, 01:49:44 UTC

That's just silly. There are a lot of assholes on this planet.

mischiefandice December 23 2012, 01:57:47 UTC

No, but see. I'm the worst of them all. So it's all right.

[Flawless logic is flawless.]

indestructigirl December 23 2012, 02:05:12 UTC

[Well. It's sort of hard to argue with that.]

Since you put it that way, I guess that makes sense. But what makes you worse than anyone else? I've known a LOT of assholes.

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Nala | Grimm Units OC | OTA notthatnala December 23 2012, 01:47:36 UTC

i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise

dimrhu December 23 2012, 03:03:13 UTC

Should I be flattered or hurt that I didn't rank for this one?

notthatnala December 23 2012, 03:21:37 UTC

Oh you ranked, Baby. It was just for lack of time.

dimrhu December 23 2012, 03:41:50 UTC

Damn. How does a girl make the time-crunch cut?

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Evan McCartney | OC | ota bluntforces December 23 2012, 02:58:49 UTC

I'm not getting any tonight because I love you so much. JSYK.

standlikestone December 23 2012, 03:58:54 UTC

whaaaaaaat. ridiculous. you should be getting some w/ me, man, be real.

bluntforces December 23 2012, 04:31:49 UTC

but you aren't in my bed.

COULD you be in my bed?

I would very much like you in my bed.

standlikestone December 23 2012, 04:32:34 UTC

what if i was totally in your bed with, like, a surprise or something.

i'm not, but what if.

Thread 15

N. 'Mac' Macintyre | Project Rewrite OC | ota endsjustified December 23 2012, 03:09:53 UTC

Does buying my roommate condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?

speakstostars December 23 2012, 03:45:55 UTC

I would assume both. Should I not tell Henry?

endsjustified December 23 2012, 04:29:26 UTC

Does it help if I meant Laz and not Henry?

[So smooth a liar. He -did- say roommate, to be fair.]

speakstostars December 23 2012, 04:34:09 UTC

[She spends enough time in the lab and with her head up in the stars that it's sort of easy to pull one over on her.]

You say that like I'd be offended.

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Vincent Sorrentino | OC | OTA onlyheretohelp December 23 2012, 04:14:51 UTC

Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember."

[OOC: Character is gay, so he will have to have non-sexual reasons for being obliged to remember ladies. :)]