623. The Dating Since Forever Meme

[memeforme]

the shameless dating meme
Now with 40% LESS SHAME!

1) Post with your characters (one per comment)
2) Respond to other people
3) Those two have been dating for fuck knows how long
4) Random massive shipping ensues
5) ???
6) Sex optional
7) Lots of shipping profit

[I'm too lazy to try and make a DW to crosspost this to, so if you guys want to make

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JUST GIVE ME THIS. Late Christmas gift to me, yes? :D YES?! >:D

[ohai_sexy]

[Look who's up all bright and early in the morning. Even though that all depends on what you could consider as bright and early, because it was damn near two in the afternoon by now. Jim was busily working on something. A little sort of surprise for a certain consulting detective.

Despite the fact that they were what most people may consider to be a thing, it didn't mean they completely gave up with their own devices. No, no of course not. Why? Because they were much too much alike and far too stubborn. This domestic bullshit was just silly nonsense.]

....we speak of this to NO ONE. Understood?

[deducing_freak]

[It wouldn't be the first, nor the last time, Sherlock would wake up from a drug induced sleep. When he finally came to that morning afternoon, he found himself alone in bed. His other half was no where to be found. No doubt the man was up to something.

And have a still sleepy detective coming down the stairs. Yes, with the sheet, because someone felt the need to disrobe him after putting him to sleep the night before.]

I'll eventually build an immunity to those sleep aids if you keep using them like this. [Just a warning. What the heck are you doing over there anyway. It better not be evil doings. That's bad Jim. Very bad.]

My lips are sealed Sherly~ <3

[ohai_sexy]

[How else was he supposed to get the insomniac to go to sleep? AND DON'T YOU LOOK OVER HERE! The moment he hears the sound of bare feet coming down the stairs, Jim quickly hugs the laptop to his chest in order to shield his evil plans from prying blue eyes.]

Which is precisely why I mix up the brands and dosages. [Because he has clearly thought of everything.]

That sheet does nothing for you darling. [It really doesn't. Makes you look fat. You should take it off. Just saying.]

Good. <___<

[deducing_freak]

[Not at all surprised.] Brilliant. [Mental note: Keep caution whenever Jim offers any type of food or drink.]

Well it's not like I had much choice in wardrobe this morning... I was naked. Again. [He'll not even ask what could have possibly gone on the night before during his drugged unconscious state. But he hadn't woken up with any new bruises, so maybe Jim was being a good boy. For once.]

What's this you're working on. Let me see.

[You can't just hug the laptop and not expect Sherlock to get curious. You are obviously up to something. So he comes up behind Jim, leaning in over his shoulder to try and pull the computer out of his arms.]

..nice sheet by the way.

[ohai_sexy]

I know right? [So glad of you to have noticed Sherly~]

I was only trying to make sure you were comfor- HEY! [OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST TRY AND TAKE HIS COMPUTER YOU SKINNY LITTLE BRAT! Jim is going to hold onto it for dear life. There is no way in hell he is going to let you see what he's scheming. You stop that right now.] It's a surprise! Quit it!

[He'll do it dammit. He will SO rip that sheet off. DON'T TEMPT HIM.]

It's yours, so you'd better like it.

[deducing_freak]

[Modesty? Nope. Neither of them seem to have ever heard of such a silly thing.]

You know I don't like surprises, not give it here! [Granted, it's a bit early considering for him to be starting anything with Jim right now but Sherlock is not about to give up on his end of this tug-of-war.] If you're planning to bomb the underground tube system again, I swear i will stop speaking to you. It wasn't funny then and it still won't be funny now!

[AND DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!]

OURS, actually. <3

[ohai_sexy]

[Modesty, what's that?]

You would if you didn't purposly go out of your way to ruin them! You're too nosy for your own good Sherly! [Stop pulling! You're going to break it you lanky idiot!]

What?! The tube bombing was hilarious! Don't pretend that you didn't like it.

[Oh, IT IS ON NOW. Jim still has a good enough hold on his laptop but he's going to grab that damnable sheet with a threatening grip AND ALL THE WORST INTENTIONS.] You know I'll do it. Now let it go and I'll let you go.

Oh right. Ours. >___>''

[deducing_freak]

Well perhaps if I didn't live with someone who went out of their way to cause trouble, I wouldn't have to be nosy! [Seriously Jim. Just stop being evil. It's really not so hard. STOPPIT.]

The body count was ridiculous! That's hardly comical! [Sherlock is going to take advantage of your one handedness and suddenly yank back on the laptop but stops when the moment he feels a tug on his oh so fashionable toga bed sheet.]

No. You let go first, and then I'll let go.

[STALEMATE]

[ohai_sexy]

Never.

[That's it. YOU DONE PISSED HIM OFF NOW. Way to go Sherly.

It only takes one good hard YANK to rip that sheet clean off. Jim may not have his computer, and sure his evil little surprise plotting may have just been ruined but at least he wasn't the one standing around NAKED LIKE SOME WEIRDO.

Do excuse him though, he can't help but giggle at your misfortune.]

[deducing_freak]

[And the sound which resulted did not at all sound like anything even remotely considered human. An odd mix between a gasp and a fairly high pitched squeak.]

DAMMIT JIM!

[Sherlock still isn't letting go of that laptop though, having it neatly tucked under his arm as he grabs at the sheet in order to meagerly shield his more intimate self.] Let it go. I'm done playing around.

[Unhappy detective is unhappy.]

YOU HAVE ICONS FOR EVERYTHING OMFG I LOVE YOU

[ohai_sexy]

[What, this whole tug-o-war thing again? Come on now, don't be so predictably obvious.]

What ever made you think that I care if you're done playing or not? Fact of the matter is, darling... I'm not quite finished with you just yet.

[Nooo, silly. Naked detective is naked. Which really isn't going to help him very much, being put into such a vulnerable position and what not. Jim only has to tug on the sheet again to pull the other man closer.] Now you wouldn't want to make Daddy upset do you Sherly?

y-yeah... I um... got bored. •__•

[deducing_freak]

[Yes again. He isn't exactly dressed for surrender at the moment, so you'll have to forgive him for that this once.]

Oh ha-ha. [Sherlock pulls on his side of the sheet again in order to at least get some of the material around his waist.] You're being childish. Just let it go and then I'll- !! [Alright, first off, that wasn't fair. The detective was holding onto the laptop with one hand and the sheet in another, you can't use both hands to pull like that.]

Perhaps. [Just going to take advantage of this extra bit of slack here to adjust himself some so he isn't quite so exposed. It's a bit chilly in here.] That all depends.. does Daddy, deserve it?

I really should get more icons... 8L

[ohai_sexy]

[Oh don't think anything of it. Actually, being naked is perfectly appropriate attire for surrendering.]

Or you'll what, exactly?

[Big talk coming from someone clad in not but a thing bed sheet. Seems someone didn't quite think things through. One must always expect the unexpected. That shall be the lesson of the day. Class dismissed.

Except for you, of course. Sherlock has to stay for detention. And Moriarty will see to it that he stays by wrapping an around around that narrow waist.] When don't I deserve it?

Do it. o___o

[deducing_freak]

[It's kinda creepy when you put it like that...]

Well I- [It's just a tad bit difficult to concentrate when there's an arm snaking around your waist like how Jim was doing just then. It was still much too early in the morning afternoon to be playing this game with him. So with a faint huff, Sherlock reluctantly hand over the laptop.] Oh alright, fine. Go ahead and surprise me then.

But you better not get crazy with the body counts again. I mean it. Ruined a perfectly good pair of leather shoes the last time.

Soo my computer died apparently.

[ohai_sexy]

[Jim only smirks, taking the laptop back and placing it on the desk before he stands up. Surprise? Oh yes. He's going to surprise you alright.]

But crazy is just so much fun Sherly~... Besides.. [He licks his lower lip giving the detective a quick little look over, down then up. Oh what evil intentions he has in store for you.] ..I only count one body at the moment.

[Cling to that silly sheet all you like, it only give him more leverage when he suddenly shoves Sherlock down onto the desk with a bit more force then really deemed necessary. And being the predatory animal he is, Jim positions himself between those long legs and leans in with a smug grin plastered across his face.] Let's see if we can't get that body count a bit higher, shall we?

You too? I was up till 6 this morning cleaning through mine. Guhh. D:

[deducing_freak]

[That was a little more then just unnecessary roughness, thank you very much. Unfortunately he wasn't expecting that so the detective stumbles with little to no grace at all when he's pushed. Sherlock falls but manages to catch himself on his arms before landing on his back.]

That's not what I- [That spot between his legs is no place for you to be creeping at Jim!]

This is hardly the place.

[No seriously, he may be sitting on a pen or something, it's stabbing his leg and doesn't feel very comfortable.]