Because I work for someone with a sense of humor

[melaniesuzanne]

I am able to list my Major Accomplishment on this week's report as "Not taking hostages."

Comments

[montuos]

But is that still an accomplishment if you go all stabbity and leave bloodstains everywhere???

[melaniesuzanne]

Technicalities, my dear. Technicalities.

[psalite]

Thanks for the laugh.
Some days I think my major accomplishment is not shaking certain people until their brain rattles

[greta_k]

No hostages this week? Must try harder! (of course, then you would need to arrange for someone to feed, water and watch them while you're gone, so they really are a bit of an annoyance ;-)

[cfram]

maybe my boss would better appreciate my mad skilz if I could report successes that way...

[hannnahkl]

Been there done that. Mine was "Have not threatened to set fire to any co-workers this week"