How many balls have you shagged?

[meladara]

I am at volleyball with my 10 year old and the coach keeps telling the girls: "shag the balls" "shag the balls". I tell you there was a time in my life where that wouldn't have caused me to bat an eyelash. No longer... I sit here and try not to snicker. Fuck... This is volleyball for 10 yr old girls and I am sitting here with a dirty mind thinking

Comments

[laralee88]

Ha, this is too funny! You just have to figure out how to work those two lines in!

[meladara]

*grins madly* I wish I had time to write something other than my exchange fic (of course...). I think I need to write up the idea for later, when I need some inspiration. :)

[lyre_flowers]

I want to see that fic! =D

[meladara]

me too! ;)

[pennfana]

There's a line in a sixth-season episode of The X-Files in which Mulder, who has invited Scully down to a ball park, says that he's "paying that kid ten bucks an hour to shag balls." The first time I saw that, I burst out laughing, and immediately had to explain to my brother and his then-girlfriend exactly why I was laughing so hard. :)

(A video of this scene can be found here. For now, anyway.)

[meladara]

We have this Blues Clues electronic game. It is like hide and seek, there are lots of squares and you have to find the item that Steve is looking for. He gives you clues every time you press a button.

"Its bigger."

"Its harder."

"Its in the bedroom."

My husband died laughing every time our kids played with it. We've actually saved it now that they are too old to play with it. We refuse to get rid of it because it is so hilarious.

[hbart]

We are teaching our kids about sex way too early these days, LOL. I would have kept it too. :)