Mayfield 01: Obligatory wake up post. Phone/Action.

[meettheknife]

[As with most men of his profession, Spy was a light sleeper at best. So, when he woke up feeling groggy and dazed he was quick to jerk upright, surveying his surroundings with a highly confused expression.

He looks to his side, a woman is there, despite himself, he can't help but notice that she is rather attractive. He begins to wonder if he snuck

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[bye_to_yer_head]

............

Th' hell are you talkin' about?

*Sniper has no idea that the other RED Spy has left, and therefor thinks this Spy is that Spy.*

[meettheknife]

[He knows that voice, yes, he can tell the difference between BLU and RED Sniper, but he has no idea what he's saying]

I am saying, zat I woke up zis morning feeling strange, Sniper. I canno' 'elp but wonder if you 'ad somezhing to do wiz it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Sure, blame me. Go blame yer own Sniper. Or you still mopin' an' eatin' cheese?

[meettheknife]

Cheese....? [starting to wonder if it's customary to eat cheese in large portions here.....OR Sniper is trying to send a hint!!!!!]

[his voice drops dangerously low] What about ze cheese?!

[bye_to_yer_head]

When you were mopin' around eatin' all that cheese an' pasta and whatnot.

You really are actin' strange. Even fer a Spy.

[meettheknife]

Why on earzh would I do zat?? I am not even zat fond of pasta..or moping.

I am no' ze one being strange 'ere, Sniper.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Why th' bloody hell would I know? You're th' one who called everyone sobbin' cos you made too much food.

[meettheknife]

....why would I call an enemy Sniper of all people for something so ridiculous.

Listen. I don' know who you are referring to, but it is NOT me. 'owever, you are ze only response I 'ave gotten, so I will ask you, where are we?

[bye_to_yer_head]

You didn't call me directly you called...

You didn't only call me did you? *Sniper could not sound more horrified at the implications of that. So horrified that he doesn't even respond to Spy's second question.*

[meettheknife]

[there's a looooong silence before he speaks again in a soft voice.]

I don' know what you mean.

[it pains him to admit that]

[bye_to_yer_head]

.. You don't remember all this do ya? Must 'ave gotten droned and there's no one around t' even notice.

You jus' wake up here?

[meettheknife]

[He sounds vaguely suspicious.]

Oui, I did. Why?

[bye_to_yer_head]

...

I'm not gonna be th' one t' give you th' whole 'Welcome t' Mayfield' speil seein' as how yer probably jus' achin' t' stick a knife in me.

[meettheknife]

I 'ave no idea what you are talking about, Sniper.

[He sighs loudly.]

Threadjacking with permission!

[prpl_assistant]

Good morning Mr Spy. I'm afraid to say that you've been abducted to this place with the rest of us. And no, this is not a ploy or an experiment by your employers either.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yea, I was jus' gettin' t' that part.

*He's totally helpful. What?*