Zooooooooommmmbbiiiiiiieeeeessssssss
If the last fic wasn't silly enough for you, then here's another.
First - Zombie Distractions and now a follow-up, because around here a little sillyness often gets even sillier ;)
Title - Zombie Advantage
Words - 724
Warnings - silly and smutty
‘Where. Is. It?’
‘Closer’
‘Where?’
‘That’s right bend down and look under there’
‘It's under the bed?’
‘No, but bend down anyway!’
‘LIAM’
‘Nigel?’
Liam was poised in the doorway as nonchalant as a seven foot Monster could be. He looked all gnarly and monstrous and Nigel wanted himself some. Now. There was just one little, er, not so little thank you very much. One admirably sized problem.
‘Where is my cock?’
‘Where does it feel like?’
Nigel took several deep breathes then remembered he didn’t breath, that’s how frustrated he was. He felt, what did he feel? Groaning he drawled out a needy ‘coooooooooocccccccck’ Liam damn him merely laughed, a deep growly chuckle that rose to a high, nails on blackboard screech. What Nigel knew was that his cock wasn’t where he wanted. It wasn’t snug up a hot Monster butt, wiggling about, digging for the good places and causing said boyfriend to roll his eyes and HOWL.
‘Soft?’ Thinking back, which was hard because he’d been enjoying himself up until Liam changed the rules. He’d been in the kitchen when Liam had borrowed his cock with a cheeky grin full of sharp fangs and a whole lot of promise. Nigel had been bent over moaning from there on, Liam licking and suckling in all the ways he liked. Then there’d been a soft silky feel of rubbing against something decedent then.
‘I need it Liam’
‘You’ll be getting it’
‘Neeeeeeeeeeeeed’
Liam had kept hold of Nigel's balls and was rubbing them in his large scaly hands, lifting them to his mouth for little nibbles, teasing with his fangs until Nigel was a shuddery mess.
Silk. Soft silk. With a triumphant whimper Nigel hobbled to the chest of drawers and rummaged through silky underwear and ‘Yeeeeeeesss, cooooooooocccccccck’ He snatched it up and gave the it a quick kiss before re-attaching. By Liam’s haunting groan he liked that image. Something to remember for future.
When Liam reached to test the join, then re-attached his balls with loving hands, Nigel nearly exploded. This wasn’t going to last long but Liam deserved to get it good.
Nigel shuffled up to his Monster lover and grinned hungrily, Liam shuddered expectantly. He stroked along the long proud cock then with a quick twist snapped it off, Liam gasped and made a squeaky note of protest, though his eyes were wide and lust filled when Nigel licked his new toy, slobbering over it until it was nice and slippery. Not all Monsters had this quirk but Nigel was so glad his Liam did.
With Liam’s cock deep in Nigel's throat, Liam was suddenly very malleable and Nigel as a Zombie was far stronger than his petite, finely stitched frame suggested. Bending his mischievous lover over the bed and holding him there, he sniggered as Liam obligingly parted his legs wide.
Nigel played with the idea of ramming Liam’s own cock up the pretty little maw revealed, flexing invitingly between firm rounded butt cheeks that begged to be bitten. But another day, right now Nigel’s own needs to plunge and possess were greater. Except...
There was an obscene slurp as Nigel dragged the cock out of his mouth, then slid it down his boyfriend’s back, teasing at his crack and spreading spit around nicely. Liam muttered ’No. Want you’ but he didn’t have any say after hiding Nigel’s cock from him.
Laughing Nigel moved to sliding Liam’s cock over his own body enjoying the moans it elicited. He moved suddenly, lining himself up and plunging forward, sinking deep into Liam’s hot channel as he pushed and ’Yeeeeeeeees’ sunk Liam into his.
Liam went wild, bucking and thrusting as he rode back on Nigel’s cock while all the time feeling his own cock snug in that tight embrace. Lovely. Nigel almost lost his cock again after one particularly wild buck but it was one hell of a ride. Neither of them lasted long.
‘You know something?’ Liam murmured sleepily, his voice gritty, all rough from shouting. ‘If those silly humans knew the benefits, I think more of them would choose Zombiedom’
‘mmm. But you’d still be MY Monster’
‘Of course, but don’t go telling the other Monsters how I can always get the roughest voice and highest sudden squeals. It would ruin my nightmare cred. and they’d all be after you!’
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First - Zombie Distractions and now a follow-up, because around here a little sillyness often gets even sillier ;)
Title - Zombie Advantage
Words - 724
Warnings - silly and smutty
‘Where. Is. It?’
‘Closer’
‘Where?’
‘That’s right bend down and look under there’
‘It's under the bed?’
‘No, but bend down anyway!’
‘LIAM’
‘Nigel?’
Liam was poised in the doorway as nonchalant as a seven foot Monster could be. He looked all gnarly and monstrous and Nigel wanted himself some. Now. There was just one little, er, not so little thank you very much. One admirably sized problem.
‘Where is my cock?’
‘Where does it feel like?’
Nigel took several deep breathes then remembered he didn’t breath, that’s how frustrated he was. He felt, what did he feel? Groaning he drawled out a needy ‘coooooooooocccccccck’ Liam damn him merely laughed, a deep growly chuckle that rose to a high, nails on blackboard screech. What Nigel knew was that his cock wasn’t where he wanted. It wasn’t snug up a hot Monster butt, wiggling about, digging for the good places and causing said boyfriend to roll his eyes and HOWL.
‘Soft?’ Thinking back, which was hard because he’d been enjoying himself up until Liam changed the rules. He’d been in the kitchen when Liam had borrowed his cock with a cheeky grin full of sharp fangs and a whole lot of promise. Nigel had been bent over moaning from there on, Liam licking and suckling in all the ways he liked. Then there’d been a soft silky feel of rubbing against something decedent then.
‘I need it Liam’
‘You’ll be getting it’
‘Neeeeeeeeeeeeed’
Liam had kept hold of Nigel's balls and was rubbing them in his large scaly hands, lifting them to his mouth for little nibbles, teasing with his fangs until Nigel was a shuddery mess.
Silk. Soft silk. With a triumphant whimper Nigel hobbled to the chest of drawers and rummaged through silky underwear and ‘Yeeeeeeesss, cooooooooocccccccck’ He snatched it up and gave the it a quick kiss before re-attaching. By Liam’s haunting groan he liked that image. Something to remember for future.
When Liam reached to test the join, then re-attached his balls with loving hands, Nigel nearly exploded. This wasn’t going to last long but Liam deserved to get it good.
Nigel shuffled up to his Monster lover and grinned hungrily, Liam shuddered expectantly. He stroked along the long proud cock then with a quick twist snapped it off, Liam gasped and made a squeaky note of protest, though his eyes were wide and lust filled when Nigel licked his new toy, slobbering over it until it was nice and slippery. Not all Monsters had this quirk but Nigel was so glad his Liam did.
With Liam’s cock deep in Nigel's throat, Liam was suddenly very malleable and Nigel as a Zombie was far stronger than his petite, finely stitched frame suggested. Bending his mischievous lover over the bed and holding him there, he sniggered as Liam obligingly parted his legs wide.
Nigel played with the idea of ramming Liam’s own cock up the pretty little maw revealed, flexing invitingly between firm rounded butt cheeks that begged to be bitten. But another day, right now Nigel’s own needs to plunge and possess were greater. Except...
There was an obscene slurp as Nigel dragged the cock out of his mouth, then slid it down his boyfriend’s back, teasing at his crack and spreading spit around nicely. Liam muttered ’No. Want you’ but he didn’t have any say after hiding Nigel’s cock from him.
Laughing Nigel moved to sliding Liam’s cock over his own body enjoying the moans it elicited. He moved suddenly, lining himself up and plunging forward, sinking deep into Liam’s hot channel as he pushed and ’Yeeeeeeeees’ sunk Liam into his.
Liam went wild, bucking and thrusting as he rode back on Nigel’s cock while all the time feeling his own cock snug in that tight embrace. Lovely. Nigel almost lost his cock again after one particularly wild buck but it was one hell of a ride. Neither of them lasted long.
‘You know something?’ Liam murmured sleepily, his voice gritty, all rough from shouting. ‘If those silly humans knew the benefits, I think more of them would choose Zombiedom’
‘mmm. But you’d still be MY Monster’
‘Of course, but don’t go telling the other Monsters how I can always get the roughest voice and highest sudden squeals. It would ruin my nightmare cred. and they’d all be after you!’
x