[Fourth Wall Event]

[medicalofficer]

This is most unusual.

Is there any particular reason that there has been such a large influx of passengers, or is this another of the Captain's whims?

Nonetheless, welcome aboard this vessel, however long your stay may be - I am afraid that with such a large rise in guests, it may soon reach maximum capacity... Should this ship have one.

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[onemanaloooone]

...

Holy crap, I know that voice.

[medicalofficer]

And I am familiar with yours, former-agent Simmons.

Welcome aboard the M. S. Elegante.

[onemanaloooone]

Oh c'monnn.

All the boats to be stuck on, I get crammed onboard with Tyra Databanks. Where's the rest of the motley crew, eh?

[medicalofficer]

... My designation is Ratchet, though I am sure you remember.

Ironhide, Bumblebee, and Jazz are also present. Optimus, Sideswipe, Jolt and Arcee are currently unaccounted for, as are the twins.

[tic_tech_turtle]

I was, personally, leaning tward it being a whim of the captain, though it's still too soon to give any sort of definite answer.

...But it has gotten a bit crowded, hasn't it?

[medicalofficer]

I am sure he will make another incoherent announcement soon enough.

It has - Though, I cannot say I would not welcome the chance to see some familiar faces... Perhaps some, more than others.

[tic_tech_turtle]

[sigh]

Of course he will.

Hm. Yes, I suppose so. There is someone I could like to see, and make certain is all right. Though I can't say I'm entirely too eager to see him trapped on this boat along with me.

Thoguh it seems you've already found a familiar face?

[He noticed the exchange with Simmons]

[medicalofficer]

I have to wonder if their stay here is permanent, considering the odd nature of their arrival. We may soon need a larger boat - Though, I have the distinct feeling that the Captain will have some physically impossible notion to correct the problem.

... Yes, unfortunately.

[inursatellites]

AUTOBOT: LOCATED.

[medicalofficer]

It would appear I made a mistake in thinking we were at least temporarily free of Decepticon interference.

[inursatellites]

AFFIRMATIVE.

TRACKING LOCATION.

[medicalofficer]

It will not be difficult, considering we are both currently stranded on a vessel surrounded by water.

[stabbywheelfeet]

...

I don't know if you've noticed, Ratchet, but a tragedy has occurred.

I'm a go-kart.

Fix this.

[medicalofficer]

... Unfortunately, Sideswipe, we have all been... downgraded, so that we can fit on this vessel - Myself included.

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, no.

No. I don't think you really understand the gravity of this situation.

I.

Am a go-kart.

[medicalofficer]

As are Ironhide, Bumblebee, and Jazz. There is unfortunately, little that can be done about it at the moment.

Perhaps you can enjoy the racetrack they have on board - Your speed will not have been affected.

[luna_kitsu_blu]

You and Ironhide have the best sex.

[medicalofficer]

E-Excuse me?

[luna_kitsu_blu]

It's really great sex. It's just slow to get going.

But yeah, you two are adorable. 83

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[medicalofficer]

I... am not entirely sure how you are aware of what... occurs in private, between myself and my comrade.

I appreciate your sentiments, however... I... feel that intimate acts are the business of the two involved. I know that Ironhide values his privacy, and... is clearly rather upset that others have... somehow heard of our past encounters.