I get your desire to be like the bars in downtown Guelph. All the first years think they're cool, and you want the first years to think you're cool too.

But seriously

You can do better

Shape the fuck up.

Graciously,

Meg IcantbelieveIgotdressedupforthisshit Ward

My name is Meg

and i am hot

Last night I won $50 in a mechanical bull riding competition

booyakasha biatch

So I'm thinking I might reject a job offer from a Lab at UBC ( Read more... )

Welcome back Movie Star Kyle.

I had almost forgotten why we call you that.

Last night at the bar Matt looks up at the tv screen and says

'Hey, isn't that Bremen playing Madrid in soccer?'

It most definitely was. How random.

I miss Europe.

19 Degrees,
Cloudy,
westerly wind of 14 mph,
relative humidity of 80%

it may not be ideal, but I am going surfing anyhow

I found myself looking for you tonight

you weren't there

and when I realized who it was that I was looking for

I was surprised to find myeslf unsurprised

-a shirt that has both satin AND lace
-a thong and strapless bra
-skinny jeans
-leather boots
-make-up

what in the hell has Europe done to me?!?!!? I blame Marcella

you know that there is something wrong with a University's Administration when your prof pays your for three months of work on the Tuesday of your last week, in cash

I'm going home to roll around in it naked

Pictures will be forthcoming