Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

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"Good Grooming" for slytherincess cheshyre April 16 2006, 19:47:17 UTC
Recipient: slytherincess
Prompt: Pansy ceased grooming Malfoy at once!
Word count: 111

"Last chance ever for premarital sex..."

"Are you mad? Everybody's waiting!" Pansy frowned as she wiped a particularly stubborn lipstick stain from Draco's cheek. "Do you really want to be late for your own wedding?"

"Haven't you learned by now? Malfoys aren't late -- we're fashionable."

"Nonetheless," she said, straightening his cravat, "it's my responsibility to keep you out of trouble."
Stepping back to examine her work, she grinned. "Perfect. Now get out of here before anyone finds out."

Draco leaned forward and kissed her nose. "Thanks, Pans. You're the greatest."

Shaking her head, Pansy checked her reflection one last time, fixed her lipstick and began to put on her veil.

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Re: "Good Grooming" for slytherincess scribophile April 16 2006, 20:43:06 UTC
"Last chance ever for premarital sex..."

This is such a perfectly Draco line that it made me laugh. =D

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Re: "Good Grooming" for slytherincess cheshyre April 16 2006, 23:13:49 UTC
RL, I was actually propositioned in that manner before a wedding.
The couple had an open relationship, so after the wedding, he was going around inviting people for first crack at extramarital sex. :)

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Re: "Good Grooming" for slytherincess helzebel April 16 2006, 21:11:15 UTC
How cute! ^_^ Draco/Pansy wins.

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Re: "Good Grooming" for slytherincess cheshyre April 17 2006, 00:41:08 UTC
Yeah.
My initial idea had Pansy helping Draco cover up for others (another lover, another bride) but I realized she can be all these things to him. They can be so sweet together...

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Re: "Good Grooming" for slytherincess amanuensis1 April 18 2006, 18:56:41 UTC
I can't help it, this was sweet and perfect and needs to be a part of something. I need to see that "Last chance for premarital sex..." show up in a film somewhere.

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Re: "Good Grooming" for slytherincess cheshyre April 19 2006, 17:41:42 UTC
Oh, thank you!

And, of course, once premarital sex is off the table, there's always the option for extramarital sex (or, depending who's participating, extra marital sex!)

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