Recipient: florahart Prompt: Skateboarding reality show on which Snape, Neville, and Tonks are the contestants. Word Count: 102 Rating: G
Neville tumbled from his skateboard for the fourth time after attempting to ride it across the soundstage, nearly knocking Snape off of his. The studio audience collectively snickered, along with celebrity host David Hasselhoff.
"Mr. Longbottom, you poser - your skate skills are so pitiful they make me want to break that board over your thick skull to put it out of its misery," sniped Snape, snappishly.
"Oh, don't be such a poop," retorted Tonks cheerfully, blowing kisses to Remus in the audience. Snape turned away, suppressing his gag reflex, and executed a masterful kickflip pop-shove-it backside nose slide. The crowd went wild.
Prompt: Skateboarding reality show on which Snape, Neville, and Tonks are the contestants.
Word Count: 102
Rating: G
Neville tumbled from his skateboard for the fourth time after attempting to ride it across the soundstage, nearly knocking Snape off of his. The studio audience collectively snickered, along with celebrity host David Hasselhoff.
"Mr. Longbottom, you poser - your skate skills are so pitiful they make me want to break that board over your thick skull to put it out of its misery," sniped Snape, snappishly.
"Oh, don't be such a poop," retorted Tonks cheerfully, blowing kisses to Remus in the audience. Snape turned away, suppressing his gag reflex, and executed a masterful kickflip pop-shove-it backside nose slide. The crowd went wild.
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Second, Snape is SO a sk8r boi, or however that's spelled. Lovely, slightly disturbing fic. =)
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*loves*
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