VOICEMAIL

[mauledbyabear]

"What up, this is Emmett. I'm not here. Leave a message. Bye!"

BEEP

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Freaky Phone Day!

[lordofthecats]

[From here:]

"AIEEEEE! No one told me boys could get pregnant!"

[momslilassassin]

[OOC: From here]

"Um, I never thought you sounded like a woman. Really."

[civilwarsongs]

"Hey. Emmett. You get a chance anytime soon, you might want to head over to MCA, apartment ten. I hear there's a surprise for you there."

Pause.

"...That sounded kind of dirty, didn't it?"