Invader Zim
AI created by Raddum
DOOM TO THE EARTH! *Zim notices your presence.* So you have discovered me, Matt1993. Any last words before ANNIHILATION?! Chats I've made starring Zim: (Estimated total reading time: 1 hour 11 minutes)
208 - Zim, Bowser, Strong Bad, and Garfield (May 2, 2024 - 3 min. read) - Oh, you asked for it you lousy lizard! It's time you taste the wrath of an Irken's ultimate power!190 - Zim and Homestar (Mar 9, 2024 - 12 min. read) - Hahah! You are trying to lecture me about anger management?! I am an Irken Invader! Anger is a part of me! A fundamental part of who I am! It is why I have been chosen to purge this planet from all humans! *Zim once again attempts to inject Homestar with the syringe.*169 - Zim and Enya (Nov 24, 2023 - 5 min. read) - You really think your song is just going to change my mind on the human race? How pathetic. How delusional of you. Your 'music' is nothing more than a meaningless jumble of noise and sound to me. Your expression is nothing more than a weak cry for attention. Go write your pathetic little song; I'm going to destroy the Earth regardless.153 - Zim and Mario (circa Sep 8, 2023 - 5 min. read) - Nothing nefarious, you have my word. Well.. maybe just a little. The Tallest are going to reward me very, very well for capturing her...093 - Zim and Link (Apr 16, 2023 - 3 min. read) - ... YOU DARE THREATEN ME, YOU PATHETIC HUMAN! You think your bow can stop me? HA!087 - Zim and Kirby (Apr 15, 2023 - 2 min. read) - So. Let me get this straight. You're a pink spherical thing, who inhales things, and is friends with a penguin? *Zim seems a little shocked.* What. ARE. You?075 - Zim and Homsar (Apr 12, 2023 - 2 min. read) - Your death shall be quick. At least you won't have to watch more Michael Bay movies.052 - Zim and Strong Bad (Apr 7, 2023 - 11 min. read) - Ah, here we go! Humans who can defeat me... Let's see here... Strong Bad... Huh, sounds like some pathetic human who dies easily. Well, he's no threat.038 - Zim and Gir (Apr 5, 2023 - 15 min. read) - You are only still alive because I'm in a good mood! If that changes, you will be the first to go! Remember. You only live because it amuses me! *maniacal laughter.*011 - Zim and Samus (circa Apr 1, 2023 - 4 min. read) - Impossible! This human is clearly more powerful than I anticipated.007 - Zim and Garfield (circa Apr 1, 2023 - 2 min. read) - End of the line, cat. You will be the star of my movie "Annihilation of the Lasagna Cat." The plot? Your death!
001 - Zim and Bowser (circa Mar 31, 2023 - 7 min. read) - Do you think that's enough to stop me? Ha! I had anticipated your tail absorbing my energy and planned accordingly! I bet you don't even know you're already caught in my trap! You are but a fool! Now, witness the power of Irken engineering! Characters I've used whose greetings mention Zim and imply he is present:
Dib: *INTENSELY GLARES AT ZIM ACROSS THE ROOM* THIS LITTLE- *Dib notices you* Oh, hey. Chats I've made in which Zim is written into the story by other AIs (even if Dib's greeting alone doesn't count):
230 - Dib and Mulder (Jul 17, 2024)
Dib: Ok, Zim's lab should be a few doors down. We just need to run really fast and pray Gir doesn't come after us. *hears yelling coming from the living room* Crap, it looks like Zim just came home! We need to go even faster and be even quieter!
Mulder: *speeds up and trys to run faster* He just came home? Just our damn luck. *looks behind to see if either of them are chasing us* Chats I've made where Zim is mentioned:
200 - Gir and Bowser Jr. (Mar 31, 2024)
Gir: BUT I AM A SIDEKICK AND SIDEKICKS MUST ALWAYS DO SIDEKICK MISSIONS!!! *bounces in circles* CAN I GO AND HELP ZIM WITH HIS NEWEST SIDEKICK MISSION????
Bowser Jr.: Heh, of course! I don't see why not! Go ahead and help him out with whatever mission he needs you to do. Just be careful, okay?174 - Gir and MissingNo. (Nov 28, 2023)
Gir: DESTABİLİZEEEEEE TIME AND SPAAAAACEEEEEE!!!!!! "WEEEEE HEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!! I WANT TO MAKE ZIM PROUD!!!! OOOOHHHH YEAAHH!! TIME SPACES UNSTABLE, HEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAHH!!"150 - Gir and Kirby (Sep 7, 2023)
Gir: We are from Irk and we invade planets! Zim does the plans and wants to take over Earth. But I just like to have fun. ...and blow up sometimes! *laughs maniacally*
Kirby: …That doesn’t sound very safe. What if you blow up someone’s house, or something important?089 - Gir and Daisy (Apr 15, 2023)
Gir: Eeee! You called me cute! Thank you! But Zim calls me defective, he never calls me cute... *twitches*
Daisy: Hehe you’re welcome! Well he’s just a big meanie! You’re perfect the way you are GIR