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I will be having my 3rd annual 30th birthday party at my house, on Sunday...June 13th, from 4 pm until daybreak ( Read more... )

I don't know the answer to that timely question. "Timely", because I'm drunk at the moment, not because it's been a popular question lately ( Read more... )

I never have time to update this thing anymore. Likewise, my real-life, paper-bound journal has only been used about ten times this month as well. School is kicking my ass squarely, I don't get to go out hardly at all. Also, I never have time to play music or watch movies as I used to ( Read more... )

I just woke up.

I don't have the time to explain this inside joke, so if you're not Carrie, you'll just have to take my word for the fact that it's hysterical ( Read more... )

I'm aware of my tendency to ramble, so I'm going to keep this short. There is a girl who is in EVERY ONE OF MY CLASSES who is in imminent danger of being given severe head trauma with a hammer courtesy of yours truly ( Read more... )

Well, I have to start school again on Monday, and I have been "lucky" enough to have been tossed the unchewable bone of a 9 am class. That's right, NINE. Now, anyone who knows anything about me knows that my circadian rhythms are only in sync with night hours, i.e. those kept by either graveshift workers, certifiable insomniacs, and those who are ( Read more... )

I'm going to write just one or two sentences for each beer I drink from this point on. I'm already at number five ( Read more... )

This is a copy of a letter that I'm mailing to Bell South tomorrow, in regards to a big-ass phone bill they sent me ( Read more... )