Comments | matschnake: YEAH, THIS SHOULD BE REAL EASY.

matschnake

YEAH, THIS SHOULD BE REAL EASY.

Dec 18, 2003 02:24

A whole week. Without the only girl I've ever loved. I'm not going to get all melodramatic, but it's going to suck so much turd that I'm trying to not even admit that it's happening. I mean, for fuck's sake, I almost felt like I was trying to kick heroin the last time we had to go two days apart. Oh well. My parents are coming down. That's always ( Read more... )

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juleegrl December 18 2003, 09:39:11 UTC

wow. christmas is really a great time to express just how f*cked up our families are, isn't it?

matschnake December 18 2003, 10:53:04 UTC

Actually, I love my mother. I just think the idea of bringing her to a bar like the Pirate's Den is terribly amusing.

You'd have to meet her to understand the extent of the culture shock this would involve. It goes along with a line of thinking I formulated around age twelve. To wit:

In order to yield the maximum amount of entertainment from someone as boring and humdrum as MY mother, there are merely two steps:

1. Place her in surroundings that are completely foreign to her, i.e. any place that has excessive amounts of vice, degredation, madness, lust, fear, and all other manner of twisted behavior.
2. Hilarity ensues.

juleegrl December 18 2003, 12:12:44 UTC

i love my mom too. but she still tries to dress me, tells me how to fix my hair and make-up, tells me who to date, tells me who to be friends with, tells me i don't visit enough, tells me i need to settle down....i'm surprised she doesn't still try to wipe my ass for me. but i still love mother theresa. no matter how doting she is.

cryptic_diva December 18 2003, 14:37:26 UTC

If my mom notices something on my pants like a piece of fuzz or something, my mom will still try to either pick it off or slap it off of my ass IN PUBLIC.

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jonboi_net December 18 2003, 13:12:18 UTC

Dude, is your Mom hot?

matschnake December 18 2003, 20:24:42 UTC

She was the prom queen once. Of course by "once" I mean in 1965 or something.

cryptic_diva December 18 2003, 14:44:07 UTC

ok...this has gone on long enough. You have misspelled karaoke one too many times, mister. Consider this you being called out.

juleegrl December 18 2003, 18:27:19 UTC

yeah, it's like how jonboi spells niece 'neice'. it took everything i had not to correct him.

jonboi_net December 18 2003, 22:37:49 UTC

At least I have the coordination to press SHIFT and a letter together at the beginning of my sentences. :)

juleegrl December 18 2003, 23:27:34 UTC

my fingers have other things to worry about.
besides, you never complained about these fingers before.

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razzbaby December 18 2003, 16:01:42 UTC

go to ali's party to receive the flashlight....(that's the best ransome we coul come up with!!

matschnake December 18 2003, 20:21:03 UTC

Damn, Carrie... your mom has unwittingly shown me the way to a gold mine of ass grabbing opportunities!!

"Carrie there's some more fuzz on your ass."
"Again? God, I sure do need to buy a lint brush or something, because you've been slapping fuzz off my ass for MONTHS!"

cryptic_diva December 19 2003, 00:22:27 UTC

puh-lease..like i'm ever NOT up for a nice game of grap-ass

matschnake December 19 2003, 00:25:19 UTC

I could almost let you slide on "grap" ass, if the letter "b" was anywhere NEAR the "p" on a standard keyboard.

Quit fucking around and get over here! You have to leave me for a goddamn week in like 10 hours and you're on the computer like a walking upright monkey!