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[matchingyente]

Who: Stewie, Collins, Smithers, Anti-Cosmo and Dim
What: Christmas dinner

Beef tamales, Christmas cookies and roast chestnuts were all laid out on the table for the invited guests.

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[dimlyevil]

Dim allowed Anti-Cosmo to lead him into the room and then sat down. His eyes lit up excitedly at the food. He immediately shoved almost an entire tamale in his mouth.

[ynworcytaolf]

Anti-Cosmo frowned at Dim's conduct. "Darling, remember your manners," he said as he tucked a cloth napkin into Dim's collar. "Use your utensils and for God's sake, take smaller bites."

[dimlyevil]

Dim immediately felt horrible for disappointing Anti-Cosmo. He swallowed what was in his mouth. Then, he carefully cut off a small piece of food and put it into his mouth with his fork. He looked at Anti-Cosmo, hoping for praise.

[laughxandxcry]

Stewie walked in and sat down at the table. He was surprised to see a man who appeared to be from A Clockwork Orange. He gave Dim a little nod. "This looks like a dobby meal, eh, my brother?" he asked.

[ynworcytaolf]

Anti-Cosmo patted Dim's head, then raised an eyebrow at Stewie. "Is this a friend of yours, darling?" he asked.

[dimlyevil]

Dim shook his head at Anti-Cosmo.

[laughxandxcry]

Stewie raised an eyebrow. "You two are...together?" He looked between the droog and the hot little fairy longingly. "Well, pardon me for being a bit upfront, but we really should have a three-way!" He grinned at the two of them.

[actualanarchy]

"Hey," Collins said, sitting down and grabbing a tamale. After closer inspection revealed that it had meat, he set it back down and picked up some chestnuts. "I'm Collins," he added.

[laughxandxcry]

Stewie frowned, annoyed that Collins had ruined his plans. He mouthed 'later' at Anti-Cosmo before sitting back down.

"Stewie," he said.

[malibustaceyfan]

Waylon sat down next to Collins. "Hello," he said, straightening his tie. He grabbed a tamale and took a bite.

[laughxandxcry]

"Hello," Stewie said, flashing Waylon a little smile to make him think that he had a chance.

[malibustaceyfan]

Waylon smiled at the incredibly pretty young man.

"I'm Waylon," he said, taking a bite of a tamale.