Session 1; Vriska: Wake up [Text]

[manipul8mind]

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling mysteriousCity [MC] --

AG: Okay, where the fuck am I?
AG: One minute I was talking to John
AG: And suddenly I'm waking up on the ground in this weird-ass city.
AG: I don't even remem8er falling asleep or anything.

AG: I found this tiny computer thing next to me
AG: So I assume it's mine now.
AG: And if it's not mine

Comments

text. (spider buddies??)

[ethericbit]

haha oh man. so you're one of those aliens, right? you all type like that.

text. [Spider buddies! <3]

[manipul8mind]

AG: What do you mean, aliens?
AG: Are you human or something?
AG: 8ecause that would make you the alien, dum8ass.
AG: Unless we're on Earth.
AG: In which case I guess I would be an alien to you.
AG: Who the hell are you, anyway?

text.

[ethericbit]

oh yeah you're definitely one of them! that's what sollux said too.

oh i'm jack. welcome to discedo, where everything sucks and we're all kidnapped.

text.

[manipul8mind]

AG: Wait, what?
AG: What the hell do you mean, kidnapped?!

[lonelyglub]

wwell wwell wwell
wwhat havve wwe here
did you come crawwlin out of your hole again?
took you long enough
wwhere the glub havve you been glubbin

[manipul8mind]

AG: What are you talking a8out, stupid?
AG: You know damn well I've been in my own space for the past like two hours.
AG: Except now I'm not
AG: Now I'm in some weird-ass city that looks like a human city.

[lonelyglub]

no wway
you wwere in this human city before
quit actin stupid stupid

[manipul8mind]

AG: You're the stupid one, stupid.
AG: I've never seen this place before in my life.
AG: I think I'd remem8er if I'd ever 8een in a human city 8efore.

[windything]

hi vriska!!!!!!!!

[manipul8mind]

AG: Hey, John. ::::)
AG: Do you know what happened?
AG: 8ecause apparently I passed out or something while I was talking to you.

[windything]

well if i had to be honest, then i would say that you were kidnapped!
actually, all of us where. we are not in the game at all!
in fact, we're in the same universe now!!!
this city is called discedo and it is on a planet called fortuna.
if you want, i can come out to get you?

[manipul8mind]

AG: Uh, wow.
AG: I'm not entirely sure what to say to all that.
AG: 8ut I guess you pro8a8ly should come get me
AG: 8ecause I have no idea where the hell I am.
AG: And I found out earlier that my Fluorite Octet don't work
AG: So I can't defend myself as well as I would have liked.
AG: Don't get me wrong
AG: I can still take care of myself just fine.
AG: I just don't want to take any chances
AG: Since I don't know if anything else stopped working.

AG: There's no signs or anything, 8ut, uh, I'm near a lake or something.

[Video]

[confidencelegs]

[The video feed starts, revealing a figure wearing a horse mask, with two all-too-familiar horns poking out the sides.]

uHHHH,
bLUH, bLUH,
i'M A HORSARONI, aND, uHHHH,

i JUST WANT TO SAY, uHHHH,

yOU SHOULDN'T, yOU KNOW,
bE MEAN TO tAVROS, wELL,
aNYMORE, aT ALL,

oK,

[Video]

[manipul8mind]

...

{She stares for a minute, as though you thought she would actually fall for that. Even you're not that dumb, right, Tavros?
Still, she can only think of one thing to say to this.}

...What the hell are you wearing, Toreadork?

[Video]

[confidencelegs]

[WOOPS.]

uHHHHHHHH,
nOTHING, bECAUSE,
i AM NOT HE,

aND SUCH,

[Video]

[manipul8mind]

...8ullshit, Tavros, I can tell that's you under that rediculous head thing.

...Didn't I kill you?
Or is there some weird time shit going on here that I should know a8out?

[p2iioniic]

yeah keep typiing AG, eventually iit'll 2tiick.

[manipul8mind]

AG: What do you mean?

[p2iioniic]

there'2 no trolliian here.
no poiint iin typiing AG over and over agaiin.
ii mean ok iif you want two wa2te your tiime be my gue2t.

[manipul8mind]

AG: I guess you're right.
I mean
Damn this is going to take some getting used to.

And where the hell are you, anyway?