1. so mike, me, mike's little brother dann, and his friend nick were sitting on the curb along bush's route....we waited a good half hour...then a helicopter goes overhead...then a few squad cars...some CIA-looking type guys in regular cars...some rent-a-cop vans, some more squad cars...then we see a few Bush/Cheney busses coming arund the corner ( Read more... )

the president is going to drive right by my house in like the next hour. a block away ( Read more... )

tomorrow...well...today actually, is pool day. dont care what temperature the pool is. i'm laying in it all day.
feel free to stop over. call my cell first, to make sure i'm there.
mmmm, i'm looking forward to sleeping in.

::old guy buys a huge bottle of vodka and a loaf of bread ( Read more... )

me to random customer: how're you today sir ( Read more... )

im taking my parents to see kill bill vol 2 at the cheap seats tonight !

i need some dinner.

i saw a forklift driving through the window of jacobs meat market today. it was interesting......i think they were going to lift out the big ice cream cooler.

In 1982 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US

The space shuttle Columbia completes its first operational flight

Actor John Belushi is found dead of a drug overdose in a West Hollywood hotel

Automobile manufacturer John Delorean is arrested and charged with possession of 59 pounds of cocaine

The first artificial heart is ( Read more... )

so i went to epout's family fourth of july party today. apparently her uncle is looking for his fourth...fifth?? ex-wife and he asked me if i wanted to be a candidate. i declined. he is quite old and if he's on his fifth wife, im guessing he probably wont do it for me. i hope its okay with E to post such silliness on here... but that is the ( Read more... )

mmmmmmm, lets see...friday i did 1-9:30 at osco...lots of customers in good moods, stocking up on fireworks, liquor, ciggarettes and sunscreen...didnt need the last one this year...the weather was cloudy all weekend ( Read more... )

my mom bought me a remote control mini cooper. i'm gonna tape a little basket to the top or something and use it to expand the possibilities of summertime laziness.

a man came into osco today, told me that marlon brando died, and then did a really great impression of him...

safe_risk made me the most delicious shake ever ( Read more... )