Honey I'm A Prize And You're A Catch And We're A Perfect Match

[magnumopus10]

So I did actually manage to sell my bike to a quadriplegic. It's like that expression of selling an ice-box to an eskimo. It was pretty weird but I think he said he collects them because he used to ride a lot before he had his accident

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[turbosnail_xp]

There's a thing of matches that's been at my parents house for like 10 years that says Yuk Yuk's on it, and I've always just been like wtf is a yuk yuk... mystery solved!
good luck

[ghostly_visage]

hilarious.

also, lucas' theory about you becoming a comedian is finally coming into fruition!

ps. drop dead hilarious selling your bike to a quadriplegic. though i have a sad story about a cool guy that worked at the hospital that i'd always talk to who got in a mc accident and became a quadriplegic and then after that got severely ill and i checked him in myself. i had to go on break after it was so messed up.