Oh hell yeah! If you guys thought I was bad at obliterating things in real combat, just wait until you see how totally BAD ASS I can be at obliterating things in real combat represented by children's trading cards! So... who's first? I can't wait to try this baby out.

A bounty, huh... heh, double the fun, double the pleasure, double the prize!

Alright, let's just get this over with, you worms. Anyone who actually plans on standing in my way of defeating Revya ... show your ass to me right now so I can kick out whatever small amounts of potential you could possibly have at accomplishing that and increase both my ( Read more... )

[Well, this is a familiar sight. In a very Revya-esque fashion, Gig grinds through entire hordes of demons-seemingly endless amounts of them-as he swings his scythe madly through their flesh and summons his dark energy to devour them in wholes.]

Hahaha!

That's right, Netherworld, the one and only Master of Death has risen up again to destroy ( Read more... )

[Finally, after days of incapacitation, the fallen Master of Death-the one who claimed so much power-had just barely been able to rise to his feet after suffering his most humiliating and total defeat. Gig stood on the inside of a crater outlined by his own bodily figure, still panting heavily in exhaustion from the fight days prior, as he glared ( Read more... )

Damn, you know what I miss? Hot pods. Need... hot pods. Hell, anyone who can provide me with delicious hot pods on a daily-no, hourly basis, will be officially spared from the wrath of Gig. So who is gonna be?

Heh, looks like I won't be seeing that stupid cow around here anymore. Too freakin' bad, I really should have killed her while I had the chance. Talk about wasted opportunity ( Read more... )

[Gig is wandering along with his head downed and shaking as his memories of his life as Vigilance reoccur to him over and over.]

...Ugh, dammit. Not this shit again. Why can't I get this out of my head?! That wasn't me! The name's Gig, not that Vigilance garbage!

[So, Gig's finally back from getting his ass utterly crushed by Baal. He's wandering the Netherworld quite distraught, so it's probably better to stay on his good side or he might decide to kill you.]

Argh, God... what the hell... I've never seen anything like that in my whole freakin' life... dammit... I couldn't even make a dent...

All right, so which one of you good-for-nothing shits can tell me where I can find this Baal guy? I just wanted to kick his ass real fast before I start, you know, blowing up everything in sight.

Ugghh... what a nap. God damn, kid. That's the last time I lend you any of my power until you're ready to stop being such a puss and return the favor. I feel like shit.

...wait a minute. Holy freakin' hell, I can move my limbs! This better not be a joke, I swear to god. If this is the work of that old hag, someone's getting a blade shoved up their ( Read more... )