Comments | lulz_politics: YOU READY, B?

schmiss in lulz_politics

YOU READY, B?

Mar 25, 2010 16:45

This whole business with Perriello being targetted by the teabaggers has gotten so big, it's ascended to ontd_political and we haven't been talking about it much here. Which is okay. This place is for lulz, and fearing for Tom Tom's life is not all that lulzy ( Read more... )

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squid_ink March 25 2010, 21:48:35 UTC

I HAVE MIRACLE WHIP AND WONDER BREAD

I AM READY TO PROTECT YOU TOMMEH

and screw Eric Cantor

schmiss March 25 2010, 21:50:03 UTC

Eric Cantor is like the bad guy's goon who is trying to set up a distraction for us! IT WILL NOT WORK.

squid_ink March 25 2010, 23:28:43 UTC

ERIC CANTOR IS GETTING A WONDERBREAD & MIRACLE WHIP SANDWICH

buongiornodaisy March 25 2010, 21:59:57 UTC

That looks completely unsafe.

schmiss March 25 2010, 22:05:07 UTC

SAFETY IS NO MATTER

NOT FOR THE NINJA

buongiornodaisy March 25 2010, 22:07:52 UTC

I can only imagine what a lady samurai dresses like. All I can think is something like Ten of Swords.

schmiss March 25 2010, 22:12:37 UTC

That's what happens to the teabaggers though, right?

... RIGHT?

(Perriello is totally the Hanged Man, btw.)

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soliloquy88 March 25 2010, 22:06:12 UTC

I WILL PROTECT YOU TOM TOM. But i'd wear a bra.

schmiss March 25 2010, 22:13:13 UTC

Oh man you don't want to know WHAT this ninja got up to in the screencaps that followed. Suffice to say we will not get down with that until well after the threats have been quelled, thank you very much.

soliloquy88 March 25 2010, 22:31:57 UTC

My sole purpose for wearing the bra is so that he can take it off. but also, can't have them get in the way while i'm doing some protectin'

squid_ink March 26 2010, 00:12:58 UTC

I need a bra too.. that extra support is comfy

better to KICK ASS IN
*sry just came home from kickboxing class. My body hurts :(

AND NOW, AN ENCORE PRESENTATION OF "IF REAL LIFE WAS WRITTEN BY K-BOX:" box_in_the_box March 25 2010, 23:24:06 UTC

Teabagger 1: Heh heh, check it out! I just slashed Tom Perriello's tires!

Teabagger 2: Heh heh, that's nothing! I just egged his house!

Man who happens to be named Tom Perriello: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSWIPES DOING TO MY PROPERTY?

( ... )

usedshoes March 25 2010, 23:29:38 UTC

ILU :')

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

usedshoes March 25 2010, 23:29:54 UTC

OH SHIT I GOT MY NINJA ICON TOO

schmiss March 26 2010, 01:43:23 UTC

COMMENTING IN THIS POST IS SIGNING UP. YOU WILL HAVE TO CARVE YOUR OWN SWORD OUT OF THE BONE OF A SWORN RIVAL AND PLATE IT IN THE STEEL MELTED FROM DICK CHENEY'S HEART.