Guado Fashion is Something to be Feared
Title: Guado Fashion is Something to be Feared
Author: Lucifer Hisaki (mercy_slays/luciferhisaki)
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Final Fantasy X
Pairing: Seymour/Tidus
Summary: Tidus twitched.
Disclaimer: You do not have a legal suit. So don't even try.
Notes: For limdo_luciel's request. Crack which I fail at.
Guado Fashion is Something to be Feared
Tidus twitched. I’m doing this for Yuna, just have to remember that but of all thing damn things he had to put me into… Growling, the blond glared at the summoner before him, Seymour. This was definitely not something he expected when he agreed to trade his life for Yuna’s. In the end it was all for Yuna but sometimes, just sometimes, Tidus wished he wasn’t the guy with a Hero complex but seriously? There just has to be something wrong with his genes. Idly, he wondered if his bastard father did the same thing when he was here.
Just remember it’s all for Yuna.
“What’s wrong? You seem to be not happy with the outfit I had chosen for you,” Seymour’s lips twitched as he examined the human before him, smirking slightly as he moved forward, his long fingers trailing down the span of bare flesh.
Tidus snarled softly, resisting the urge to kick the damn half-Guado in the dick, “Of course I’m not happy. You put me in a damn Chocobo-inspired teddy lingerie! And worse of all it’s fricking purple!”
“Violet, really, but do you not look so inviting,” Seymour chuckled, fixing the feather headdress Tidus wore, “Then again if you cannot distinguish between violet and purple, my dear Blitz player then you must be colour blind, which I suppose is quite surprising how good you must be in the water. Just how do you distinguish colour in a pool when you certainly cannot tell the difference between violet and purple.”
The blond growled and didn’t even bother to stop himself from kicking Seymour hard. He yelped loudly when his foot met something hard and definitely not natural. “The hell?!”
Seymour grinned, “I expected you might do something like that so I took the liberty of wearing an athelete’s cup today. Oh and Tidus?” He raised up a remote, “A gift from my Al-bhed friends.” He pressed a button and Tidus just jumped up in surprise before falling into the ground, squirming as something started to throb deep inside him. It was then he remembered that the “tail” part of this outfit had something attached to it and Seymour had so “graciously” offered to help “put” the tail on Tidus. He really should have known that it was more than just a simple dildo. Really.
“You… You… I’m going to kill you!”
“Only if you can catch me,” the blue-haired half-breed grinned before walking out of the remote.
Damn it Yuna! You better come and save me soon or else I’m so not doing this again for you, Tidus thought as he ran out of the room, stumbling ever so often against the walls when Seymour raised or lowered the vibrations.
Author: Lucifer Hisaki (mercy_slays/luciferhisaki)
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Final Fantasy X
Pairing: Seymour/Tidus
Summary: Tidus twitched.
Disclaimer: You do not have a legal suit. So don't even try.
Notes: For limdo_luciel's request. Crack which I fail at.
Guado Fashion is Something to be Feared
Tidus twitched. I’m doing this for Yuna, just have to remember that but of all thing damn things he had to put me into… Growling, the blond glared at the summoner before him, Seymour. This was definitely not something he expected when he agreed to trade his life for Yuna’s. In the end it was all for Yuna but sometimes, just sometimes, Tidus wished he wasn’t the guy with a Hero complex but seriously? There just has to be something wrong with his genes. Idly, he wondered if his bastard father did the same thing when he was here.
Just remember it’s all for Yuna.
“What’s wrong? You seem to be not happy with the outfit I had chosen for you,” Seymour’s lips twitched as he examined the human before him, smirking slightly as he moved forward, his long fingers trailing down the span of bare flesh.
Tidus snarled softly, resisting the urge to kick the damn half-Guado in the dick, “Of course I’m not happy. You put me in a damn Chocobo-inspired teddy lingerie! And worse of all it’s fricking purple!”
“Violet, really, but do you not look so inviting,” Seymour chuckled, fixing the feather headdress Tidus wore, “Then again if you cannot distinguish between violet and purple, my dear Blitz player then you must be colour blind, which I suppose is quite surprising how good you must be in the water. Just how do you distinguish colour in a pool when you certainly cannot tell the difference between violet and purple.”
The blond growled and didn’t even bother to stop himself from kicking Seymour hard. He yelped loudly when his foot met something hard and definitely not natural. “The hell?!”
Seymour grinned, “I expected you might do something like that so I took the liberty of wearing an athelete’s cup today. Oh and Tidus?” He raised up a remote, “A gift from my Al-bhed friends.” He pressed a button and Tidus just jumped up in surprise before falling into the ground, squirming as something started to throb deep inside him. It was then he remembered that the “tail” part of this outfit had something attached to it and Seymour had so “graciously” offered to help “put” the tail on Tidus. He really should have known that it was more than just a simple dildo. Really.
“You… You… I’m going to kill you!”
“Only if you can catch me,” the blue-haired half-breed grinned before walking out of the remote.
Damn it Yuna! You better come and save me soon or else I’m so not doing this again for you, Tidus thought as he ran out of the room, stumbling ever so often against the walls when Seymour raised or lowered the vibrations.