my birthday is in under a week, my L's test the day after ( Read more... )

...if he says he's got beef
that i'm a vegetarian
and I aint fuckin scared of him!

great line.

then again, the rest of my current playlist on justhearit.com is taylor swift, jonas brothers and the tarzan soundtrack. I'm not apologising or a thing.

notalwaysright.com makes me feel just that little bit better about wasting my life dealing with retarded customers.

Pretty much the only reason I own Eurotrip!

UH OH. BIG TUNNEL.

idk, it has lots of little moments between the fail lol.
I love the fact that the twins don't think about the fact that they're going to a nudist beach together? Bit weird. I guess they are the worst twins ever.

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”

-Stephen Bishop

you were so condescending ( Read more... )

"Emergency authorities are bracing for extreme bushfire conditions today, with searing temperatures of up to 46 degrees Celsius forecast for Victoria, New South Wales and South Australia ( Read more... )

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GOD I love Aussie Hip hop.
(is not procrastinating)

Rosey and I just totally planned our wedding.
bee-eff-effs.

('fucker, you aren't wearing the dress, I am! '
'don't be retarded, everyone knows you're the man in this relationship.')

Awesome new pyjamas that are destined to be worn as normal clothes ( Read more... )