scottish porn...

"och aye ya wee lassy, let me shove ma pecker in yonder haggis-hole"

...contrary to popular belief... im NOT actually dead.......

there is indeed a perfect excuse for my absense:

i was cryogenically frozen.

*ahem*

right, the latest i guess:

ive officially (this week, in total) spent 24 hours in the fucking pov working my fucking ass off..... GAH

i got chatted up by a big, fat, sweaty chav at work on friday night ( Read more... )

weeeeee my HIM album came! with goodies!!!! and its fucking amazing!!!! woopah! lmao!!!! i get a lil torchiepooooosah :D its so fucking awesome lmfao! *air guitar* lmao

i dont want them to go mainstream though >_< coz ive been a fan before they were fucking famous!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrr and it'd suck coz i'd get tarred with everyone else ¬_¬ blah

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i feel so lousy today. i dont have to be in at college until 12.25 (usully it'll be 1.40) and im bored fucking shitless. id rather be down there now. ive finished my art assignment so there's nout to do. on the plus side i wrote a new song called 'All she heard' and im currently writing a new song called 'Requiem for madness'

gah

media studies ( Read more... )

i burnt my hands today at work by splashing boling water over it. woop. now ive made my piercing bleed like hell. plus i trapped my fucking finger in the bar door. nice

i am in love with college.

LMFAO! wooo ive made loads of friends : lauren (pillsy), susan, david, amy, sam, craig... just random ppl who i hang out with.. HA HA HA HA! im gonna like these two years :D

wooooooooooooooo all my ebay things won! i love ebay.... im a bit of a madcap bidder...... X_o i cant believe i lost on the HIM pen though lmfao, MY HIGHEST BID WAS £6.00! and i only put that as a last resort, no way would i pay 6 quid for a fucking pen?! LMFAO! but i did win some very delectable items:

8 megadrive games (yes, i have a megadrive ( Read more... )

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i may as well update this thing.........

woootness im accepted into college lol. but unfortunately i dont start until NEXT TUESDAY GODDAMMIT!!!! I WANT TO FUCKING START ALREADY! IM BORED!!!!!!!! I WANNA MEET PEOPLE AND MAKE AN ARSE OF MYSELF!!!!!!!!

on another note, ive just finished painting a rather sexual picture of gerard way <3 lol which ive been meaning to start for a few days now ( Read more... )