Comments | lolocracy: YOU AMERICANS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME

das_vedanya in lolocracy

YOU AMERICANS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME

Nov 03, 2009 05:21

WHO: Ivan, Matthew, and Alfred.
WHEN: Monday November 2nd, Late Afternoon
WHERE: Starts at LU, Ends up at Matt and Al's Apartment
WHAT: WELL, TO BE FAIR, YOU TWO HAVE THE SAME SHAPED ASS LOOK THE SAME FROM THE BACK.
RATING: A for "ALFRED DON'T KILL ME" 'AWKWARD.'

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mounties_rock November 8 2009, 06:51:51 UTC

As his math class came to an end, Matthew put his things in his bag as forcefully as he could while still not looking like he was shoving them forcefully. In other words, not very forcefully at all. This often happened when Mathew was frustrated. He wanted to work out his aggression at not understanding what was going on in his math class while at the same time not appearing to be frustrated at not getting what was going on in his math class. This usually ended with him not working out his aggression at all and burying it deep within his soul where it festered waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Generally this was at Al for doing something dumb.

Basically, Matthew was annoyed. Slinging his messenger bag over his shoulder he left that home of math, the despicable classroom behind, but his confusion stayed with him. Just thinking the words "congruence class" set brows furrowing. He exited the building with a sigh trying to get rid of the annoyed feeling until he could at least get home and take them out on Al, and it seemed to ( ... )

ASDFGHJKL; so many typos. das_vedanya November 8 2009, 21:44:08 UTC

He only caught ear of sections of conversations from the college students. Pieces of planned parties for the weekend, tossed ideas for dinner meals, and meet ups at Starbucks. The crowds dissolved onto busses and into underground tunnels for the subway ( ... )

Oh, I'm sorry! I must have missed them... mounties_rock November 10 2009, 02:28:57 UTC

Oh god, what was going on?! Who was this.. stranger touching him! He froze in panic as the tall man drew him towards him, recoiling as he laughed in his ear. A-Alfred? He, he thought he was Al? But why would this man know Alfred?! Whats more, what kind of person would act this way towards his brother?! Matt was frightened and very very confused.

Looking up at the person (Yes up, this man whoever he was, was very tall and... big though whether it was from fat or muscle Matthew couldn't say) he managed to squeak out a protest.

"I-I- I'm not Alfred!!" he said still unable to move.

Good. That was just part of my elaboate plan. das_vedanya November 10 2009, 03:32:01 UTC

He didn’t jump back at first, actually; he couldn’t count the amount of seconds it took for his brain to reconnect with the muscles in his feet and legs, but once he did, he could fully discern the Non-Alfred stature of his poor victim. They had the same face - it was an innocent mistake - but their eyes burnished different shades of sapphire. The frames of Alfred’s glasses were thicker, less oval-shaped as the doppelganger’s were. His hair was longer.

Hands sprung dejectedly behind his back when it suddenly struck him -

“Ma-Matthew?” How could he forget that Alfred had a younger brother? He spoke of him often… siblings often became a common subject during their afternoon conversations. The hand not twirling the loose fabric of his beige coat around the small of his back carded through silver blonde hair nervously, resisting the urge to rip a few strands out as punishment for his inanity.

“I-I’m sorry, I jus-ah, I thought you were… someone… else…”

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