two of the best lines i've ever heard

[lo_im_ve]

"captain and tennille tell me love will keep us together and joy division tells me love will tear us apart and i just don't know who to believe anymore" - jeffrey james givens. emily told me and i've been laughing for a week.

"home is where the heart is, your boob is where my hand is" - esteban cruz coming up with the best song title

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[toreadoroflove]

thats awesome

[voodude]

that jeff givens is quite the card. but he will take advantage of you whether you're drunk or not. usually not.

[postmodern_zero]

i'm glad you liked my quote..the story behind it is fun, too

i woke up in jester one morning with a crazy hangover...my roommate and i used to always see who could say the craziest shit the morning after heavy drinking and that was the first thing i thought of and said one morning

it must be said.

[humblelbow]

this could sound very strange... very strange indeed...
but you know how some people look better in pictures than in real life?
you look better in real life.
but this is not to be taken that you look BAD in pictures (or else i never would have said it)
you just looked frsher... cuter in person... hahaha.
and i promise not to stalk and or rape you.

goodday. :)

eep

[lo_im_ve]

i'm so glad you said that! whenever i look at pictures of myself i'm disgusted and i can't believe i look that way. i'm relieved to know that i may not really look the way i think i do from pictures. i'm also really happy i got to meet you and i apologize for not knowing right away who you were. and i'm sorry if i was in any way rude or short with you, i work 13 hour shifts on sundays and it was busy from open to close so i was seconds away from going insane. but it was great that you came in! i hope your food was good. come in again!