Because I requested from akire_yta's...

[lizbyrd]

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[theducks]

due south in montreal :D

[lizbyrd]

Wouldn't it be better to wait and have me write this after we go to Montreal?

[lizbyrd]

"So they speak French here, right?"

"Well, actually, Ray, because Montreal is so close to the Ontario border, many of the residents of Montreal speak English. Now, in Ontario you'll find in the more Southern sections of the province most people speak English, as opposed to the French-speaking North. Oh, and of course in the North-East they mostly speak the Cree language."

"So... should I be speaking to the waitress in French, or English?"

"Why don't you let me do the talking, Ray?"

"What, you don't think I can speak French? I can speak French! Um, dónde está la..."

"That would be Spanish, Ray."

[silverai]

That. Is. Awesome.

Awesome.