...apparently the previous post was meant to be some kind of crafty chain-letter thing, so i will, in fact, make something for the first six people who reply. however, the something will most likely be baked, so unless you want a box of week-old, crushed whatever, i'd suggest that only people within personal exchange distance reply. if you like ( Read more... )

i'm not making anybody anything, but if i do this i think i get something from q and i like things from q ( Read more... )

Tammy Thomas, ladies and gentlemen. That's right, Tammy. Just in case you've ever been tempted to give anabolic steroids a try.


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...what's the last thing you googled?

I just googled 'eyeball fluid' and it's making me wish I had some sort of google history (well, I probably do, but I'm not savvy enough to know where it is or how to get at it).

1) I tried to write a review of our car-buying experience on Citysearch, but had to refer to Dick Hannah as "DH", since Citysearch wouldn't allow me to use the word "Dick" in my review ( Read more... )

If 100 typical WalMart customers stood in front of 100 self-check machines for 100 years, eventually one of them would complete a transaction.

I've always had a terrible time comprehending accents. Partially, I suspect, because my hearing is going and I misinterpret just about everything that's said to me, accent or no, and partially...well, who knows? I'm an idiot? Regardless of the origin of the accent, any time I speak with someone having more than a slight variation in their speech ( Read more... )

Yes, it's lame that I haven't posted for ages, and now I'm doing so just to hype my garage sale. Sue me. But still come to the sale. Bring beer and keep me company. Here's the craig's list post: http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/gms/420755962.html

Anyone want to make a trip to Idaho with me?

http://dogbarkparkinn.com/index.html

Somehow we got to talking about funny movies. Not amusing, but laugh until your stomach hurts and you think you're going to pee funny. I googled, and the AFI list of the 100 funniest movies of all time (http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/laughs.aspxhas) me ( Read more... )