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[littlesammy]

Dear general fandom, we can certainly agree that both the g-spot and the prostate are little spots of joy and can bring plenty of happy times for their respective bearers.

We can not agree on the fact that these words are desperately needed in hot smut fiction. Because they are NOT SEXY. Like, at all.

Comments

[mewofford]

I don't know.
I find someone even knowing about the G-spot and then knowing where to look for it, incredibly sexy.
hehe

Prostate...all I remember is my ex has to get prostate massages from his physician sometimes because little pieces of cartilage would somehow break off or be in the gland and cause him pain and the massage was also quite painful. I actually felt sorry for the bastard when he had to undergo that process.

hehe

Have you ever been out with a bunch of women drinking and one of them pulled out a romance novel and you took turns reading outloud it outloud?
Can be quite fun to see what euphemisms and descriptions can be found.

I like the way you use the vernacular.

[littlesammy]

I find someone even knowing about the G-spot and then knowing where to look for it, incredibly sexy

Well, maybe, but that clinical term in the middle of the race for the finishing line? Cold shower, baby. No cookie.

Have you ever been out with a bunch of women drinking and one of them pulled out a romance novel and you took turns reading outloud it outloud?

I haven't, actually. Part of me thinks this would be a hoot. The bigger part of me cringes and wants to hide. ;)

[mewofford]

Well, using it as dialog in a sex scene would be a turnoff but using it as a description of what is going on maybe not.
I don't know.

I read maybe 2 romance novels a year and it always disgusts me when they talk about having oral sex amongst people who might have bathed twice a year if they felt frisky.
hehe

[mewofford]

It was interesting you used the term "cold shower."
You immediately made me flash to an image of you and Agent Barrett in the shower room.

hehe

[ophelias_heart]

I agree. Also, describing anatomy with words like 'throbbing member' weirds me out too.

I agree

[snoopmarymar]

It would be like utilizing Grey's Anatomy as a kama sutra

Re: I agree

[libbipage]

"Oh Ziva, now use your biceps femoris and iliopsoas muscles to position your vulva over my anterior cranium!"

You mean that ISN'T sex appeal at it's finest!? Dear Lord, no wonder I can't get laid!! ;)

Re: I agree

[tivafan18]

LMAO!!!

It takes genuine talent to make smut sexy. Sammy, you and Jelenamichel are about the only two I can think of with that kind of talent.

[mewofford]

tivafan18 -

What Sammy and Jelenamichel have is talent to write, whether it's smut or not.

Smut is not sexy unless we're involved with the characters and they surely know how to bring us into the characters' lives.

If you want to see an example...watch any normal porno movie. Any thinking woman is bored after the first 5 minutes. Men probably last longer because they are more readily visually stimulated, or so I've read.And observed.

But with a story say by Littlesammy or Jelenamichel or a few others, that stimulation lasts and lasts.
sigh...

[gelbes_gilatier]

&hearts I know it's supposed to be a rant but I really had to snort at the thought of people using that in smut in earnest :D

(it's maybe even better than that "Lustschrei" I once read in one of the "stories" over there...)