I'll laugh until my head comes off. I'll swallow 'till I burst.

[lithiumlaughter]

We all have days where it's just not worth chewing though the straps. We also all have those days where we don't have a choice but to gnaw away and face the hell waiting

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[xenokattz]

I threw my shoulders back, fell back on that ballerina posture I haven't used in forever that gives me an extra half-inch of height, and powered on through. I stared down my day and said:
"BITCH PLEASE. I am Percy Gorram O'Leary. You are a square on a calendar. I WIN."
YUS! A-fucking-MEN, sister! You NAP the shit out of that bed!

[lithiumlaughter]

PRETTY FRIGGIN' MUCH.

I came, I saw, I gorram conquered.

[asitiswhenitwas]

Winner winner chicken dinner.

[lithiumlaughter]

*bows*