The Little Dutch Boy (a very bad fanfic)

[lisefrac]

If someone had asked me on Friday, "gee, Lise, do you think you'll spend an hour of your weekend writing a hilariously bad smutfic with historical figures?" I probably would have said no. But as it happens, a friend of mine had just such a need. I initially declined, thinking I couldn't possibly write something that was both smutty and funny in the

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[breakinglight11]

I don't think you understand how brilliant this is. <3

[lisefrac]

I'm so glad you like it :)

I've just noticed some unfortunate typos, which I think I'm going to keep as-is, just because they enhance the badfic aspect of this.

Awesome.

[offside7]

I laughed out loud at "Their lips made a bustling crossroads, complete with public executions," and again at "'Percy,' he called out. 'You won't believe what I've stuck in my prick in this time!'"

But I think "...and painted some other galaxy with a new map of stars" was maybe accidentally a very good line.