The letter of the law by fawsley, brown cortina with Sam and Gene
Title: The letter of the law
Author: fawsley
Characters: DCI/DI
Rating: mucky brown cortina
Warnings: smutsville
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: not my characters, all the property of Kudos and the BBC
Notes: The third response to bunnies from my flist. ausmac, after rubbing her hands together in a most evil fashion and knowing that I'm a librarian, asked for Prompt: bookshop or library (-: Rating: anything above and including blue, Content: slanted towards humour, but including something to do with sex would be good. pairing: (as if you need to ask) Sam/Gene.
And so with all that in mind and still traumatised by a certain bottom-stamping episode which needed to be reclaimed, I bring you yet another double-drabble...
The letter of the law
‘Right, Tyler. Time for a visit to the staff library.’
‘Didn’t know there was one.’
‘Lots you don’t know about this place. S’why we need to finish off yer induction.’
‘Induction?’
‘Yep. In the library.’
‘Ok. Where is it?’
‘Next door to Lost and Found. Smaller space. But same thick walls…’
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‘Here we are then. Now face the shelves and drop yer keks.’
‘Do what?!’
‘You heard me. Drop yer keks…. And yer panties, yer div.’
‘Guv, what the hell…’
‘Shut it Tyler. If yer goin’ to be in me team yer have to be inducted. Now brace yerself and start reading.’
‘Reading?’
‘Blimey Tyler, don’t tell me yer don’t know yer ABC. Start from the left and read the titles. One by one. Slowly…’
‘If I really have to…’
‘Yer do. No choice.’
‘Ok… Fingered by the fuzz... Ow!’
‘Exactly. Carry on, Inspector.’
‘Internal examination procedures... Ahhh!’
‘That’s better. Keep going.’
‘Two way stretch... Nnnggg!’
‘And very nice too!’
‘A taste of the truncheon... Fneurgle!’
‘All in good time. First things first.’
‘The long arm of the… Bloody hell! No way!’
‘Shut up Tyler and concentrate! Still got all eighteen volumes of When the filth get filthy to get through!’
Author: fawsley
Characters: DCI/DI
Rating: mucky brown cortina
Warnings: smutsville
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: not my characters, all the property of Kudos and the BBC
Notes: The third response to bunnies from my flist. ausmac, after rubbing her hands together in a most evil fashion and knowing that I'm a librarian, asked for Prompt: bookshop or library (-: Rating: anything above and including blue, Content: slanted towards humour, but including something to do with sex would be good. pairing: (as if you need to ask) Sam/Gene.
And so with all that in mind and still traumatised by a certain bottom-stamping episode which needed to be reclaimed, I bring you yet another double-drabble...
The letter of the law
‘Right, Tyler. Time for a visit to the staff library.’
‘Didn’t know there was one.’
‘Lots you don’t know about this place. S’why we need to finish off yer induction.’
‘Induction?’
‘Yep. In the library.’
‘Ok. Where is it?’
‘Next door to Lost and Found. Smaller space. But same thick walls…’
*´¨)
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´
‘Here we are then. Now face the shelves and drop yer keks.’
‘Do what?!’
‘You heard me. Drop yer keks…. And yer panties, yer div.’
‘Guv, what the hell…’
‘Shut it Tyler. If yer goin’ to be in me team yer have to be inducted. Now brace yerself and start reading.’
‘Reading?’
‘Blimey Tyler, don’t tell me yer don’t know yer ABC. Start from the left and read the titles. One by one. Slowly…’
‘If I really have to…’
‘Yer do. No choice.’
‘Ok… Fingered by the fuzz... Ow!’
‘Exactly. Carry on, Inspector.’
‘Internal examination procedures... Ahhh!’
‘That’s better. Keep going.’
‘Two way stretch... Nnnggg!’
‘And very nice too!’
‘A taste of the truncheon... Fneurgle!’
‘All in good time. First things first.’
‘The long arm of the… Bloody hell! No way!’
‘Shut up Tyler and concentrate! Still got all eighteen volumes of When the filth get filthy to get through!’