Small children may not need to be blindfolded.

[stewardess]

I was having a quiet evening at home, watching shitty movies starring cute actors, when there was a knock on the door.

I checked through the peephole: no one was visible. I was back on the couch when the knock came again. This time, I opened the door.

Comments

[scarah2]

Awwwwwww he's so cute! Now everyone will want to offer him healing sex!

SAFETY TIPS: Use under adult supervision. Use only with piñata whacker, not broom handles or wooden sticks. Make sure all players remain 20 feet (6.1 meters) away from the swinging piñata whacker. Players must gently put down the piñata whacker before rushing to get treats. Keep away from open fires.

*dead*

Is that what the real tag said?

[stewardess]

That was the actual tag.

Doesn't he look handsome? *squees*

[scarah2]

Well that's begging for broom handle porn. What is a pinata whacker? I think we always used a baseball bat.

[becky_black]

It's probably a baseball bat with piñata whacker painted on it. Those two words costing you ten bucks extra.

Presumably if you don't use an authorised piñata whacker the piñata police will get you.

[telesilla]

OMG! SO. WRONG.

[stewardess]

THE CAT IS HAVING HER WAY WITH HIM.

[telesilla]

YOU'RE A BAD KITTY MOMMY!!!!

[quickbeam_cw]

Oh man! This is AWESOME. You totally win.

"FanLib photoshopped me," Piñata said. "Primary colors are more appealing to men. They wanted me to be butch."

Ha! This line amused me to no end. :D

Also, I nearly died of laughter from the safety warning. Was it really necessary for them to use the words "piñata whacker" so many times? :p

[stewardess]

STEP AWAY FROM THE PINATA WHACKER!

whack whack whack...

I love that verb.

[angiepen]

[chichiri_no_da]

LOL ass

[stewardess]

I have never seen someone put a pinata whacker down gently. They are living in a dream world! Pinata whackers are hurled, always!

[becky_black]

piñata whacker = newest penis euphamism.

"Ooh, gimme some lovin' with your big ole piñata whacker, baby."

[stewardess]

Are we so corrupt we can pornify a safety label?

Yes. :D