Fic: Cornucopia

[entangled_now]

Title: Cornucopia
Fandom: Justified
Pairing: Raylan/Boyd
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2200
Spoilers: 1x11
Warnings: Aphrodisiacs
Disclaimer: In no way mine, or anything to do with me, I own nothing.
Summary: Raylan's feeling a little out of sorts.
AN: Written for the 'drugs/aphrodisiacs' square, for kink_bingo 

Comments

[rock_chick_333]

You owe me a new suspension of disbelief, Tangles, you just overloaded the current one. It's irreparably damaged. Raylan and Boyd?? WTF you bin smokin'?

I'm not saying it wasn't hot. But... Raylan and Boyd? Whut? *shambles away, broken*

[entangled_now]

Lol! Breaking things is fun \o/

Honestly, I have no idea what happened. I just caught up on the series and wanted to tentatively try the voices out, and now my brain is all strange and inappropriate.

[ellie_i]

Yessssssssss. This is what I've been waiting for! Some good Raylan/Boyd.

It's very hot, and the voices sound right to me - both criteria, filled. Thanks!

[entangled_now]

Thank you so much, I'm pleased you thought so.

I'm so glad you thought they sounded right, I really wanted to have a go at them.

[entangled_now]

Thank you very much, I had fun stretching the definition of 'sex pollen' to breaking point. And I'm very glad they sounded right to you, that makes me very happy :)

[totallybalanced]

\o/

[entangled_now]

I'm glad it made you happy!

I have no idea what happened, I only caught up with the show about five minutes ago.

[totallybalanced]

well if it inspired you enough to write Raylan/Boyd then its all good! lol

[entangled_now]

They're like my new favourite thing. So the internet wins this round.

[fantasticpants]

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HORNY DINOSAURS.

No offense to horny dinosaurs. >_>

Boyd's always been the reckless one, he's the one that does the stupid things first. He breaks before Raylan does, he takes one long breath that ends in a laugh and then moves forward.

His mouth is a fury of heat against Raylan's.

Nghhh, this part. Is perfect. *__*

"So help me, Raylan, if you ask me if my delicate sensibilities are wounded just because you fucked me I'm going to punch you in the mouth."

ROFL SO RIGHT.

This is hot and awesome. I love how messy they are, Raylan's awkwardness and Boyd's... well, Boydness (I think he'd be disappointed if I used an unfancy word and I have no energy for thesaurus digging at the moment).

AND YAY YOU WROTE RAYLAN/BOYD. >D

[entangled_now]

THANK YOU! I'M GLAD IT'S BETTER THAN HORNY DINOSAURS, SINCE IT'S POSSIBLY ALL YOUR FAULT.

I have no idea what happened but suddenly I'm shipping these two with their history and their flirting via gunplay and their inability to stay away from each other, even though it's going to end up with more shooting and unnecessaryness.

But I'm very glad you liked it and I'm now hoping you're going to write it too and bring your special brand of awesomeness, hot and spot-on characterisation to a pairing I'm now hopelessly stuck on.

YES, I'M WRITING RAYLAN/BOYD NOW, APPARENTLY.

[fantasticpants]

This is where I act all innocent and pretend to have nothing to do with it. >:3 While grinning with intense glee, which maybe ruins it a little.

even though it's going to end up with more shooting and unnecessaryness

You seen Bulletville yet? :D I don't think they're truly satisfied unless they can have some flirty bullets in their complicated love. I swear it's like Boyd has a thing for getting shot.

You should write more of them. *nods* Universal forces (composed, perhaps, of horny dinosaurs) command you. I'm hoping to give them a shot, been meaning to for a while (I did do a small kink meme prompt thing, but it's kinda rushed and clumsy and you know how I am with porn -- I tend to forget that body parts exist and that descriptions are occasionally required). Boyd comes more easily to me than Raylan and his snarky sekritly!angry laconic ways, but I really really wanna write something big and epic and bantery because dammit, they deserve it.

[entangled_now]

Your innocence is a thin facade concealing layers of cunning! Your glee wounds me, damn you, like I needed another pairing to ship.

I haven't yet, I'm still on episode 11 (see, I failed to even finish the series!) But I am enjoying the flirty bullet love already.

I would kind of love to (even without the aid of horny dinosaurs.) But I still need to work on their voices so I can not fail at their awesome banter and their invasion of personal space issues. *In which I pause this comment to go and read your thing*

I am jealous of your ability to do Boyd-voice, curse you. But I know what you mean, they're epic whether they like it or not, with their history. But I am fully prepared to devour anything you write, you realise this?