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Feb 12, 2009 17:26

Does anyone know why it rained those...little candy hearts this morning? Does it always do that here around Valentine's Day? I hope no one got hit with them too hard, they look like they'd be a bit painful. Still, I supposed a little bit of candy wouldn't be so bad ( Read more... )

candy hearts of doom, steve rogers, out of costume, gentleman moment, curse, valentine's day, weirdness

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lessthanmyth February 12 2009, 22:38:06 UTC
I wouldn't be surprised. Some of these seem a little...morbid. But maybe that's how the receiver likes these sorts of gifts. Maybe. A little. I wouldn't know. Either way, I don't think they're for me.

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lessthanmyth February 12 2009, 22:43:47 UTC
Oh, that's...awfully generous of them. I hope they haven't injured anyone. I think with these other curses and their track record, they probably have some sort of twist to them. I don't know what kind. Maybe they just make you sick...

Either way, I agree with you. These gifts probably have a hefty price tag, especially since they're free. I-I don't think I want to pay for it.

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damn it rose, stop beating him youjump February 12 2009, 22:36:16 UTC
Think it's one of those curses, actually.

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lessthanmyth February 12 2009, 22:40:51 UTC
Really? I guess it could be that, too. I don't think I'll be eating these. Who knows, maybe the curse makes them taste like chalk.

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youjump February 12 2009, 22:42:39 UTC
That seems to be the general consensus around this place. At least, where I come from, candy doesn't fall from the sky. I think little kids would've taken over by now if it did.

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lessthanmyth February 12 2009, 22:45:08 UTC
That doesn't happen too often where I'm from, either. I think some people in Manhattan would sue if their cars got dinged by these.

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Voice (Speaking through the microphone through a megaphone. ... Feedback? Dunno) el_kabang February 12 2009, 22:51:37 UTC
DON'T TOUCH IIIIIIIIIIIIIT~!

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Voice lessthanmyth February 12 2009, 22:53:27 UTC
[Sound of a lot of little candies falling to the ground, but most notably *not* of someone jumping into the air a little bit due to the volume]

Okay, okay, I'm not touching it. Any particular reason why? And this time at half the volume?

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Voice el_kabang February 12 2009, 22:57:29 UTC
[Sound of someone chucking a megaphone over their shoulder, with a stifled digital noise]

It's not wise to just pick up strange food, you know. Might have a disease or something. Anthrax, smallpox, chickenpox, y'know~?

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voice lessthanmyth February 12 2009, 23:00:50 UTC
That's very good advice, miss. I'll be sure to keep it in mind. But I think if it had a disease, people'd know it by now. I could be wrong.

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alittlecredit February 12 2009, 23:55:05 UTC
Er. I don't think they belong to anyone.

Sir.

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lessthanmyth February 13 2009, 01:32:08 UTC
That certainly makes more sense, son.

Um.

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holymadonna February 13 2009, 02:56:30 UTC
Ah, they aren't Valentine's presents, they are Valentines themed curses I think.

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lessthanmyth February 13 2009, 03:14:48 UTC
Oh. I should have guessed that earlier. I wonder what they're cursed with?

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holymadonna February 13 2009, 05:17:09 UTC
Once you try one, they speak a secret of someone in the City.

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lessthanmyth February 13 2009, 05:30:29 UTC
A secret? Really?! And people ate these? And there's so many candy hearts... Oh, no. No. That's...just plain unacceptable. Someone's going to get hurt because of these, aren't they? Because of little candy hearts....

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