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Nov 09, 2008 20:43



You Are a Blueberry Muffin


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notkafka November 9 2008, 11:36:07 UTC
That's freakishly accurate. Domestic doesn't always equal cooking skills you know. It's running of the home and you are the clear winner in that with your organizational skills.

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notkafka November 11 2008, 11:07:39 UTC
I like that. Michael Mann Gulliver. You would have the exclusive since I wouldn't talk to anyone else. Definitely not Katie Couric. Nothing against her, but she's no Rory Gilmore.

You're also more intelligent than Scarlett. Not that I know what her IQ is, but clearly from the movie choices, it's less than brainy.

I don't want you to be the pod person again, either. I much prefer this version of Rory. She's a lot more interesting and her ambitious drive is very sexy. You can count on me to dig you up the next time Emily tries to make you a pod person.

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left_thatcap November 11 2008, 11:14:40 UTC
No, no she's not. She doesn't have my connections, and she certainly hasn't been kissing the 50ft man, so she can just go follow some other exclusive. Like the 20ft man. He's lesser known, and really only leaves those crop circles behind while he skips in the fields.

I did kind of like Lost in Translation, though. Maybe that was more because of Bill Murray? I'm almost certain I would make a terrible blonde, too.

My hero! Maybe you should fit me with a tracking device though, just to be sure.

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notkafka November 11 2008, 11:30:51 UTC
Skips in fields? That's not something I have to do is it? Because I would have to rethink the whole Gulliver bit if I did.

Lost in Translation wasn't bad. I'll give you that. I can also guarantee that you would make a terrible blonde. I like the way your dark hair makes your blue eyes stand out.

I would definitely give you a tracking device with a GPS so that I could track you no matter where I was. Maybe have it part of the OnStar network. Or attach to the Sirius radio so you could call out for help.

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left_thatcap November 11 2008, 11:35:15 UTC
No, no, Michael Mann Gulliver, remember? You're bigger and scarier and smash things! 20ft man is puny and more into skipping because he's not as big.

I like my dark hair too, but more because it's dark. I don't think I've ever liked blondes. Um, or maybe just one but I blame the pod! The pod person liked the blond.

That's really sweet, and not at all stalkerish. I don't mind you knowing where I am at all times.

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notkafka November 11 2008, 11:55:24 UTC
As long as I don't have to skip through New York City to squash things, I'm good with the bigger and scarier.

That was what tipped me off that it wasn't you. Well, that and he was an ass and you weren't in Yale. But, mostly it was because he was an ass.

It's not like I would watch you 24/7 while humming "I'll be watching you" but that did sound kind of stalkerish. If it sounds better I'll put a tracking device with a GPS on me, too. We'd be co-stalkers.

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left_thatcap November 11 2008, 11:58:40 UTC
I promise you there will be no skipping. Just make sure to leave the coffee houses in tact.

He was, wasn't he? I don't know what pod me was thinking.

Mutual stalking, I like it. I draw the line at having vials of blood like Angelina and Billy Bob. That's just way too far. Plus we really would be in each other's pockets. Just electronically.

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notkafka November 11 2008, 12:46:39 UTC
Coffee houses and bookstores have a squash free zone.

I think your mother and Luke would hunt me down and kill me slowly if we ever went as far as Angelina and Billy Bob. Electronically in each others pockets is much more appealing than vials of blood around the neck.

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left_thatcap November 11 2008, 20:58:18 UTC
You wouldn't be able to read the tiny, tiny books though so I'd have to read to you.

Plus there's less ick factor if the GPS things fall out of our pockets and smash. Vials of blood smashing is a bit too dangerous.

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notkafka November 12 2008, 03:27:31 UTC
I'd like that. It would be like audio books except I could hear the pages turning.

Broken glass everywhere and blood spatter. It wouldn't be pretty.

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left_thatcap November 12 2008, 07:05:38 UTC
Want me to read to you anyway?

And we are all about the pretty. Have you seen us? We're very pretty.

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notkafka November 12 2008, 14:43:23 UTC
A famous reporter reading me stories? How could I turn that down? Do I get a naked eni in the bargain?

I've been told that there is a picture of us in the dictionary under pretty. Or we're in Wikipedia under pretty. I can never remember.

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left_thatcap November 12 2008, 21:45:08 UTC
A naked eni who's also a famous reporter reading you stories. I think that's about the best bargain you're going to get, mister.

It's sad when the two are almost the same. Maybe we're in both? Too much pretty for one reference source.

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notkafka November 13 2008, 01:14:14 UTC
I think you're right. I don't think I will ever get a better offer than that. They don't exist.

I like the way you think. We're in both because we're too good for just one.

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left_thatcap November 13 2008, 09:50:58 UTC
We are! We are far too much pretty and goodness. It's only fair we get spread over the two.

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