The Truth About Leader Jaebum Part 9 and News
Title: The Truth About Leader Jaebum Part 9
Character/Pairing: Jay/Taec, evil genius Nichkhun/Junsu, minor Chansung/Junho/Wooyoung, Jun Brothers bffery!, Khun/Jay bffery!
Genre: humor, crack, and a little romance
Rating: R? NC-17 For fluffy crackish graphic smex and swearing
Warning!: Very graphic sex! X 3 all in flashbacks XD !!!
Word Count: 6, 810
Disclaimer: Blarg! Don't remind me of what I don't have
Older parts: ( 1) ,( 2), ( 3), ( 4a), (4b), ( 5A), ( 5A Extra), ( 5B), ( 2pm/2am Christmas Spin-off), ( 6), ( 7), ( 8)
A/N: Dedicated to reannaremick for all the times she stayed up late waiting for updates and for being a last minute beta and xiah91730 , I hope this cheers you up bb!
After surviving through countless cootie attacks and fending off armies of germs, it was finally time for Park Jaebum to end his war against the foul beings he has feared for so long. This was, of course, all made possible with the force support of his boyfriend and the evil planning of his best friend. There was no date that Jay could point to that definitively marked the end of his struggles, but it was clear to him and the rest of the members of 2PM that sometime during the past few weeks Jay had not only became comfortable with casual skinship, but all his more eccentric cleaning habits had slowly disappeared. 2PM’s Appa seemed to be finally cured of his cootiephobia, and this phenomenon had only helped to bring all the boys closer together.
To celebrate Jaebum’s triumph, the boys decided to celebrate with pizza, beer and lots of soju after another long day of practice and filmings. The seven of them spread out on the living room floor and the whole thing was entirely messy. Gooey cheese strings stretched across the floor, pizza toppings were littered everywhere and uneaten crusts had been tossed back into the boxes. The seven full boys laid back once full, faces covered in grease and sauce. Two months ago, Jay would have pulled out the swiffer wet-jet and scrub the living room floor clean, after berating whoever it was that didn’t eat their crusts. It is only the best part of the pizza! Now, Jay just whipped out some handy wet ones and began to wipe his hands and face. Sure, he was no longer a neat freak, but he wasn’t disgusting. He passed the packet around and took it upon himself to clean off his boyfriend, since giants are truly messy creatures. He crawled over to Taec who was a few feet away from him and was leaning his back against the couch. Jay straddled the younger man’s out stretched legs and wiped his face clean silently. Jay then settled himself between Taecyeon’s legs; back to chest and proceeded to clean off the larger man’s hands. They had developed this comfortable routine where Jay would clean Taec off and then Taec would clean Jay off, it was Park Jaebum’s patent pending form of foreplay - though this usually happened in the shower. However, the one thing about Jaebum’s recovery that may have negatively affected dorm life was his couple showers with the resident giant…that really needed to be fixed. Those two spent over an hour in there and used up all the hot water and this was an issue that the other members had wanted to discuss tonight.
Jay wasn’t the only one who had gone through changes. Nichkhun no longer felt the need to scratch at his throat around his boyfriend Junsu. The soulful singing of the lead vocalist had once sent the Thai Prince into an itchy fit - but not anymore (mostly). It seems that somewhere along the way Nichkhun discovered that Junsu wasn’t what he thought. Oh, Junsu was still sweet and good and beautiful, but he was not an innocent pushover - especially not in bed. The sweet siren lived up to his beast idol title when they were intimate. Junsu was also a lot more observant than he led on. Not only had Junsu revealed that he was well aware of Khun’s evil genius ways but he found it his sexiest quality.
Early on, Junsu had made Nichkhun tell him about his various schemes as a means of foreplay. Something about being devious really turned benevolent Junsu on. Of course, Jay and Junho were convinced that the evil Thai Prince genius was corrupting Junsu and bringing him to the dark side. The Appa and baby of the group were planning an intervention to rescue Junsu from Nichkhun’s bad influence.
In the past month, the trio had also conquered a dilemma of their own. ‘Junho in the middle’ was something that had been plaguing the trio for a while. Though each man was equally in love with the other two, both Wooyoung and Chansung had a difficult time expressing their feelings for each other as they were each more domineering and had an innate need to coddle Junho first. Junho had been tired of being treated like a baby (except when it came to Appa Jay since it meant the good kind of special treatment). It took a Jun brother operation to lock Wooyoung and Chansung in a Janitor’s closet one day during practice for three and a half hours for the two to break down the last of their self-imposed boundaries. Junho found them half naked and Chansung on his knees mid-blow job. It was the best shock he had ever got in his life. When Jay had found out what had been going on he grounded all three of them and gave Junsu a warning about aiding and abetting Junho with trouble making. Junsu was the noona and was suppose to set a better example. But it didn’t matter what Jay did because that night, the three of them made love for the first time. However, after discovering just how intimate they could get during their love making sessions, the three of them could barely keep their hands off each other - causing their leader a lot of grief.
What had started off as, essentially, a pizza party like a bunch of twelve year olds, turned into a night of reflections. And like most things in the house, it all began with sneaky noona Nichkhun.
Knowing what he did about his bff, Nichkhun decided to tease the man after observing him with Taecyeon for the past few moments. “God Jay, get a room.” Jay would have hurled an insult back but he could hear the mirth in Khun’s voice - well that and he was too drunk to think of any really good zingers.
“Don’t you mean shower, hyung.” Chansung said around the last of the pizza that he had salvaged from Wooyoung’s plate. Taecyeon grinned like an idiot and blushed before clearing his throat. Jay threw the used wipes at Chansung but they only made it a third of the way to their target before fluttering pathetically to the floor.
Junsu had now curled up into his boyfriend and was resting his head in the Thai man’s lap. He gave a quick squeeze to Nichkhun’s, as if to encourage him. Junsu sure did like to see Khun’s naughty side come out to play. “Now whatever to you mean by that Chansung? What could Jaebum and Taecyeon-ah get up to in shower; a place of cleanliness?” Jay frowned at Nichkhun’s continued teasing. Nichkhun had been doing a lot of teasing in the past weeks, and Jay had suspected it was some weird attempt at impressing Junsu with his evilness.
“Ne Jay-hyung, don’t you think that you and Taecyeon-hyung have been spending too much time in the shower, I thought you were over your cootie problem?” Wooyoung had settled himself in between Chansung’s legs that he had forced open and was leaning his back against the maknae’s chest, like Jay and Taec were sitting except he had his legs stretched out for Junho to lie across. Chansung wrapped one arm securely around Wooyoung’s waist and stretched the other out so that he could run his hand through Junho’s hair. Wooyoung had his arm over the maknae’s and laced his other hand with one of Junho’s.
“You two are always in there after dinner and use up all the hot water so I can’t shower before bed.” Junsu frowned into Khun’s thigh.
“Bummie Appa, are you getting sick again?” Junho sounded genuinely concerned (and a little confused).
“Yeah, Jay. What else could you being doing in the shower other than scrubbing the cooties away?” Nichkhun’s goading continued and Jay had finally reached the point of intoxication where he was up for a fight.
“Junnie-baby, I’m not getting sick again.” He smiled at the younger man. “I promise,” he added when he saw Junho pouting. “And watch who you start throwing accusations at, bestie.”
“Bwoh?” Nichkhun faked indignation.
“Don’t think I haven’t noticed you acting up more since you started dating Junsu.” Jay began, an eyebrow raised. “Do you really feel a need to prove yourself, or are you just over compensating for something?” He sneered. “Ne Junsu, tell us if Khun is as well endowed as a prince should be.” Taecyeon stifled a laugh that was really more of a giant’s giggle and Junsu shot up from his position on Khun’s lap, burning red.
“Hyung!” He buried his face in his hands.
“I think you should answer Jaebum-hyung,” Junho piped up.
“Junho-yah!” Junsu could not be more embarrassed.
“EWW! I was talking to Nichkhun-hyung.” Junho shivered. The only junk he wanted information about was those belonging to his two companions. “Why are you being an extra sneaky and meanie noona and are you making Junsu a sneaky meanie noona too?”
“Wait a second. They’re both noonas?” Taecyeon suddenly interrupted and Junho nodded a yes in reply. “Does that make them lesbians?” Taec continued. Junho paused to think about this, head titled to the side and pouting. Jay suppressed his urge to coo.
“I guess it would have to.” Junho concluded.
“But then they are incestuous too?” Taecyeon had seriously been pondering Junho’s family tree. Jaebum face palmed himself.
“Oh I think we are all pretty incestuous then, Umma.” Wooyoung rolled his eyes from his spot still between his two boyfriends.
“Yah! No more distractions. Let’s get to the point!” Jay interrupted.
“Finally! What is your point Jay?” Khun was reaching the point of exasperation.
“Stop corrupting Junsu.” He leaned forward to better address Nichkhun who was sitting across from him. “Look, I know you like his angelicness, but seriously lay off with your evil geniusness for a while man. Like what is with all the bitchyness? You so are a sister! But honestly, I don’t think as band leader that I can hand two Nichkhun Buck Horvejkuls!” Jay had drunk a little too much and it was apparent from his use of made up words and the fact that what he just said was not completely in Hangul. Nichkhun wasn’t exactly sure how to answer his drunken friend. After a few moments of waiting for a reply Jay erupted again.
“Do you not understand the words coming out of my mouth?” Jay was borderline slurring.
“Hyung, do you even understand the words coming out of your mouth?” Nichkhun was starting to wonder if he was the only sober one in the room. He smirked to himself. This will be excellent to use against everyone in the future.
“Was that Konglish?” Chansung asked Wooyoung, eyebrows up in his hairline.
“Yeah, rapid fire Konglish!” Wooyoung scrunched up his face.
“I are confused.” Junho sighed.
Ignoring the conversation the others were having Jay leaned further forward, making it seem like a secret conversation. “Also, seriously, how much are you packing?”
“Park Jaebum!” Junsu and Taecyeon chorused.
“What? Come on, we are all curious!” He looked around the room and he suspected that they were all thinking about it. He muttered something about conspiracies when no one admitted to it.
“And you three!” He suddenly pointed to the trio, who were practically huddling in fear of their insane drunken leader. Taecyeon tried to lower Jay’s outstretched arm, but damn was a drunk Park Jaebum extra strong.
“Why are you guys always touching each other? Like too much? Did you know manager-hyung has talked to me three times about it in the past week?”
“Okay, Jayby, time for bed!” Taecyeon stood, scooping a hiccupping Jay into his arms. And whispered something into the elder’s ear, obviously something to dirty enough to persuade the man to leave mid rant.
“Say goodnight to all the children.” Taecyeon was already heading towards the bedrooms.
“Ookies, night my beautiful babies!” Jay waved enthusiastically over his giant’s shoulder. Oh yes, Nichkhun was never going to let Park Jaebum live tonight down.
After the shock passed, Junsu spoke first. “I think we should clean up. The last thing we want is hung over and angry leader-sii in the morning.” He moved to stand but Nichkhun held him back.
“Don’t you think this is the kind of thing that Jaebum should be punished with?” Nichkhun was feeling particularly naughty now.
“Punished?” Junsu wasn’t sure what his boyfriend had in mind.
“For practically going on a drunken tirade.” Khun hauled Junsu off the floor.
“But we were celebrating him, shouldn’t he be allowed to drink the most?” Junho defended his beloved Appa.
“But he is the leader and the eldest and is expected to be a good example.” Nichkhun countered.
“I are confused.” Junho massage his temples.
“Stop messing with the kids, Umma and Appa will punish you if they tell.”Junsu whispered in his naughty voice as he snuggled up to Nichkhun sleepily.
“And I bet you would just love that.” The Thai Prince pulled Junsu away and left the three youngest in the living room.
“So, I’m not cleaning this mess up.” Wooyoung said only to receive a pinch from Junho.
“Wooyoung-ah, the sooner we clean this up, the sooner I can sprawl you out on the floor.” Chansung’s grin was dripping with grease.
Wooyoung jumped up, sending Junho rolling, and proceeded to clean the pizza boxes, paper cups and empty bottles up at lightning speed. Chansung helped poor Junho up and brushed the crumbs off him, making sure to give extra attention to his ample backside.
Junsu and Nichkhun had their legs tangled together and in the middle of making out on Khun’s bed. Nichkhun had begun to whisper sweet nothings to Junsu, but the singer pulled away.
“Sorry Khunnie-ah, but I am wiped. All that beer is making me sleepy and I don’t think I’m going to last long enough for even one round.” Junsu pouted so cutely and snuggled to Nichkhun’s chest that the Thai man couldn’t really protest. Oh the things Junsu makes me feel. He sighed and pulled a cover over them and thought back to when Junsu first asked him about his naughty schemes.
*Flashback smut scene 1 begins*
“Khunnie-ah?” It was three days after the first time they had sex. Nichkhun wanted Junsu to have enough time to recover before they went at it again.
“Junsu.” Khun smiled at the singer, who was fluttering his lashes sweetly seductively.
“Khun, tell me about how you set Jaebum-hyung up with Taecyeon.” They were cuddled up on Nichkhun’s bed since Chansung had now permanently joined Wooyoung in the living room and Junho refused to give up his bed.
Nichkhun began to tell Junsu how he had deviously sparked the conversation that set off the chain reaction: the trio chasing after each other in the practice room, which led to Taecyeon being knocked over, which led to Jaebum swooping in to save the gangly man. It was the first time Jay had disregarded the cooties for another person. Half way through his story, Junsu had begun to unbutton Nichkhun’s shirt and by the end of it, Junsu had started to tease a nipple with his tongue.
“Khun, how did you know about the couple outfit, that I kept it?” Junsu’s kisses began to head south. Nichkhun let out a quiet moan. “I selectively explore the dorm and go through everyone’s things.”
“I hid that pretty well. Did you, by any chance, go especially through my things?” Junsu slide back up to kiss Nichkhun hard, taking the man by surprise with his lust. Nichkhun just nodded and blushed at his confession. That admittance had Junsu so turned on. He loved that Khun was like his own naughty ninja.
“God I want you so much right now.” Junsu swooped down to Nichkhun’s lower regions and hurriedly undid the khakis. He pulled down underwear and pants in one go. Nichkhun was already raging hard - encouraged by Junsu’s fervor. Junsu didn’t really need to do much to get Nichkhun in the mood. Within seconds he had the Thai man down his throat and was humming the chorus of ‘Only You’. Nichkhun groaned, the vibration were so intense in the singer’s wet cavern that if he stayed in there any longer he was going to cum.
Nichkhun threaded his finger in Junsu’s hair and tugged, signaling for the man to pause. Junsu released him and the Thai man let out a whimper.
“God Junsu, what has gotten into you?” Nichkhun forced their mouths together. Their tongues battling for dominance as Khun pushed down Junsu’s sweat pants.
“I love it when you’re bad.” Junsu moaned as he pulled away. He kicked his pants off and moved back to his boyfriend. “I want you to prepare me with that naughty mouth of yours that’s always causing trouble.” Junsu kissed him before straddling Nichkhun and spreading himself so that sinful Thai tongue could fuck him.
Nichkhun was loving this side of Junsu and didn’t hesitate to replace Junsu’s hands with his own. All he did was admit to some pretty tame offenses and the singer was all over him. Wait till he finds out most of Jay’s conspiracies about me are true… He swirled his tongue around Junsu’s entrance and swiped along the crack a few times before delving his tongue passed the tight ring of muscles and thoroughly ravaged Junsu’s ass.
By now the singer was panting and mewling and was leaving teasing kisses along Nichkhun throbbing cock.
“Please Khunnie, fuck me hard. I need it so bad.” Junsu ran his hands down Nichkhun’s thighs and scratched his way back up. Nichkhun reached for the lube under his pillow (always in reach) and hurriedly coated his fingers before pushing two in at once. Junsu bucked back onto them and hissed. It was the most delicious pain he had ever experienced. After several pumps, Junsu couldn’t take it anymore; he pulled himself away from Khun’s now scissoring fingers and seated himself on the younger man’s cock without any warning. Khun let out a deep moan and grabbed onto Junsu’s hips to still the man. He was not loosened enough and Khun was afraid of the pain Junsu would feel if he moved too fast.
Nichkhun pulled Junsu down for a kiss to distract the man for a while. Junsu could taste himself in the other’s mouth and it set him off. He raised his hips and slammed back down; and immediately the two fell into a quick, hard pace. They moved in rhythm, meeting each other half way and sending a jolt of pure pleasure through both of their bodies each time. Nichkhun could feel that neither would last much longer; their moans were now strung out into one loud shout. He took hold of Junsu’s length and fisted it out of sync with their thrusts. The chaos between the movements in and around Junsu’s body had him seeing stars as he shot his hot seed across Nichkhun’s tanned chest. He arched back as he rode out his orgasm and gripped onto Nichkhun’s thighs. The new angle was heaven for the Thai man and when Junsu began to claw at his legs again he came hard. The intensity of his shooting seed against Junsu’s prostate sent a ripple of pleasure through the singer.
Junsu slumped forward to give Nichkhun a sloppy kiss as he lifted himself off his boyfriend.
“Next time, I am telling you about how I gave Chansung insomnia for five days straight.” The younger man said, stroking Junsu’s hair as he licked his cum off Nichkhun’s chest. Junsu hummed happily.
*End of first flashback smut*
ON TO PART TWO
Character/Pairing: Jay/Taec, evil genius Nichkhun/Junsu, minor Chansung/Junho/Wooyoung, Jun Brothers bffery!, Khun/Jay bffery!
Genre: humor, crack, and a little romance
Rating: R? NC-17 For fluffy crackish graphic smex and swearing
Warning!: Very graphic sex! X 3 all in flashbacks XD !!!
Word Count: 6, 810
Disclaimer: Blarg! Don't remind me of what I don't have
Older parts: ( 1) ,( 2), ( 3), ( 4a), (4b), ( 5A), ( 5A Extra), ( 5B), ( 2pm/2am Christmas Spin-off), ( 6), ( 7), ( 8)
A/N: Dedicated to reannaremick for all the times she stayed up late waiting for updates and for being a last minute beta and xiah91730 , I hope this cheers you up bb!
After surviving through countless cootie attacks and fending off armies of germs, it was finally time for Park Jaebum to end his war against the foul beings he has feared for so long. This was, of course, all made possible with the force support of his boyfriend and the evil planning of his best friend. There was no date that Jay could point to that definitively marked the end of his struggles, but it was clear to him and the rest of the members of 2PM that sometime during the past few weeks Jay had not only became comfortable with casual skinship, but all his more eccentric cleaning habits had slowly disappeared. 2PM’s Appa seemed to be finally cured of his cootiephobia, and this phenomenon had only helped to bring all the boys closer together.
To celebrate Jaebum’s triumph, the boys decided to celebrate with pizza, beer and lots of soju after another long day of practice and filmings. The seven of them spread out on the living room floor and the whole thing was entirely messy. Gooey cheese strings stretched across the floor, pizza toppings were littered everywhere and uneaten crusts had been tossed back into the boxes. The seven full boys laid back once full, faces covered in grease and sauce. Two months ago, Jay would have pulled out the swiffer wet-jet and scrub the living room floor clean, after berating whoever it was that didn’t eat their crusts. It is only the best part of the pizza! Now, Jay just whipped out some handy wet ones and began to wipe his hands and face. Sure, he was no longer a neat freak, but he wasn’t disgusting. He passed the packet around and took it upon himself to clean off his boyfriend, since giants are truly messy creatures. He crawled over to Taec who was a few feet away from him and was leaning his back against the couch. Jay straddled the younger man’s out stretched legs and wiped his face clean silently. Jay then settled himself between Taecyeon’s legs; back to chest and proceeded to clean off the larger man’s hands. They had developed this comfortable routine where Jay would clean Taec off and then Taec would clean Jay off, it was Park Jaebum’s patent pending form of foreplay - though this usually happened in the shower. However, the one thing about Jaebum’s recovery that may have negatively affected dorm life was his couple showers with the resident giant…that really needed to be fixed. Those two spent over an hour in there and used up all the hot water and this was an issue that the other members had wanted to discuss tonight.
Jay wasn’t the only one who had gone through changes. Nichkhun no longer felt the need to scratch at his throat around his boyfriend Junsu. The soulful singing of the lead vocalist had once sent the Thai Prince into an itchy fit - but not anymore (mostly). It seems that somewhere along the way Nichkhun discovered that Junsu wasn’t what he thought. Oh, Junsu was still sweet and good and beautiful, but he was not an innocent pushover - especially not in bed. The sweet siren lived up to his beast idol title when they were intimate. Junsu was also a lot more observant than he led on. Not only had Junsu revealed that he was well aware of Khun’s evil genius ways but he found it his sexiest quality.
Early on, Junsu had made Nichkhun tell him about his various schemes as a means of foreplay. Something about being devious really turned benevolent Junsu on. Of course, Jay and Junho were convinced that the evil Thai Prince genius was corrupting Junsu and bringing him to the dark side. The Appa and baby of the group were planning an intervention to rescue Junsu from Nichkhun’s bad influence.
In the past month, the trio had also conquered a dilemma of their own. ‘Junho in the middle’ was something that had been plaguing the trio for a while. Though each man was equally in love with the other two, both Wooyoung and Chansung had a difficult time expressing their feelings for each other as they were each more domineering and had an innate need to coddle Junho first. Junho had been tired of being treated like a baby (except when it came to Appa Jay since it meant the good kind of special treatment). It took a Jun brother operation to lock Wooyoung and Chansung in a Janitor’s closet one day during practice for three and a half hours for the two to break down the last of their self-imposed boundaries. Junho found them half naked and Chansung on his knees mid-blow job. It was the best shock he had ever got in his life. When Jay had found out what had been going on he grounded all three of them and gave Junsu a warning about aiding and abetting Junho with trouble making. Junsu was the noona and was suppose to set a better example. But it didn’t matter what Jay did because that night, the three of them made love for the first time. However, after discovering just how intimate they could get during their love making sessions, the three of them could barely keep their hands off each other - causing their leader a lot of grief.
What had started off as, essentially, a pizza party like a bunch of twelve year olds, turned into a night of reflections. And like most things in the house, it all began with sneaky noona Nichkhun.
Knowing what he did about his bff, Nichkhun decided to tease the man after observing him with Taecyeon for the past few moments. “God Jay, get a room.” Jay would have hurled an insult back but he could hear the mirth in Khun’s voice - well that and he was too drunk to think of any really good zingers.
“Don’t you mean shower, hyung.” Chansung said around the last of the pizza that he had salvaged from Wooyoung’s plate. Taecyeon grinned like an idiot and blushed before clearing his throat. Jay threw the used wipes at Chansung but they only made it a third of the way to their target before fluttering pathetically to the floor.
Junsu had now curled up into his boyfriend and was resting his head in the Thai man’s lap. He gave a quick squeeze to Nichkhun’s, as if to encourage him. Junsu sure did like to see Khun’s naughty side come out to play. “Now whatever to you mean by that Chansung? What could Jaebum and Taecyeon-ah get up to in shower; a place of cleanliness?” Jay frowned at Nichkhun’s continued teasing. Nichkhun had been doing a lot of teasing in the past weeks, and Jay had suspected it was some weird attempt at impressing Junsu with his evilness.
“Ne Jay-hyung, don’t you think that you and Taecyeon-hyung have been spending too much time in the shower, I thought you were over your cootie problem?” Wooyoung had settled himself in between Chansung’s legs that he had forced open and was leaning his back against the maknae’s chest, like Jay and Taec were sitting except he had his legs stretched out for Junho to lie across. Chansung wrapped one arm securely around Wooyoung’s waist and stretched the other out so that he could run his hand through Junho’s hair. Wooyoung had his arm over the maknae’s and laced his other hand with one of Junho’s.
“You two are always in there after dinner and use up all the hot water so I can’t shower before bed.” Junsu frowned into Khun’s thigh.
“Bummie Appa, are you getting sick again?” Junho sounded genuinely concerned (and a little confused).
“Yeah, Jay. What else could you being doing in the shower other than scrubbing the cooties away?” Nichkhun’s goading continued and Jay had finally reached the point of intoxication where he was up for a fight.
“Junnie-baby, I’m not getting sick again.” He smiled at the younger man. “I promise,” he added when he saw Junho pouting. “And watch who you start throwing accusations at, bestie.”
“Bwoh?” Nichkhun faked indignation.
“Don’t think I haven’t noticed you acting up more since you started dating Junsu.” Jay began, an eyebrow raised. “Do you really feel a need to prove yourself, or are you just over compensating for something?” He sneered. “Ne Junsu, tell us if Khun is as well endowed as a prince should be.” Taecyeon stifled a laugh that was really more of a giant’s giggle and Junsu shot up from his position on Khun’s lap, burning red.
“Hyung!” He buried his face in his hands.
“I think you should answer Jaebum-hyung,” Junho piped up.
“Junho-yah!” Junsu could not be more embarrassed.
“EWW! I was talking to Nichkhun-hyung.” Junho shivered. The only junk he wanted information about was those belonging to his two companions. “Why are you being an extra sneaky and meanie noona and are you making Junsu a sneaky meanie noona too?”
“Wait a second. They’re both noonas?” Taecyeon suddenly interrupted and Junho nodded a yes in reply. “Does that make them lesbians?” Taec continued. Junho paused to think about this, head titled to the side and pouting. Jay suppressed his urge to coo.
“I guess it would have to.” Junho concluded.
“But then they are incestuous too?” Taecyeon had seriously been pondering Junho’s family tree. Jaebum face palmed himself.
“Oh I think we are all pretty incestuous then, Umma.” Wooyoung rolled his eyes from his spot still between his two boyfriends.
“Yah! No more distractions. Let’s get to the point!” Jay interrupted.
“Finally! What is your point Jay?” Khun was reaching the point of exasperation.
“Stop corrupting Junsu.” He leaned forward to better address Nichkhun who was sitting across from him. “Look, I know you like his angelicness, but seriously lay off with your evil geniusness for a while man. Like what is with all the bitchyness? You so are a sister! But honestly, I don’t think as band leader that I can hand two Nichkhun Buck Horvejkuls!” Jay had drunk a little too much and it was apparent from his use of made up words and the fact that what he just said was not completely in Hangul. Nichkhun wasn’t exactly sure how to answer his drunken friend. After a few moments of waiting for a reply Jay erupted again.
“Do you not understand the words coming out of my mouth?” Jay was borderline slurring.
“Hyung, do you even understand the words coming out of your mouth?” Nichkhun was starting to wonder if he was the only sober one in the room. He smirked to himself. This will be excellent to use against everyone in the future.
“Was that Konglish?” Chansung asked Wooyoung, eyebrows up in his hairline.
“Yeah, rapid fire Konglish!” Wooyoung scrunched up his face.
“I are confused.” Junho sighed.
Ignoring the conversation the others were having Jay leaned further forward, making it seem like a secret conversation. “Also, seriously, how much are you packing?”
“Park Jaebum!” Junsu and Taecyeon chorused.
“What? Come on, we are all curious!” He looked around the room and he suspected that they were all thinking about it. He muttered something about conspiracies when no one admitted to it.
“And you three!” He suddenly pointed to the trio, who were practically huddling in fear of their insane drunken leader. Taecyeon tried to lower Jay’s outstretched arm, but damn was a drunk Park Jaebum extra strong.
“Why are you guys always touching each other? Like too much? Did you know manager-hyung has talked to me three times about it in the past week?”
“Okay, Jayby, time for bed!” Taecyeon stood, scooping a hiccupping Jay into his arms. And whispered something into the elder’s ear, obviously something to dirty enough to persuade the man to leave mid rant.
“Say goodnight to all the children.” Taecyeon was already heading towards the bedrooms.
“Ookies, night my beautiful babies!” Jay waved enthusiastically over his giant’s shoulder. Oh yes, Nichkhun was never going to let Park Jaebum live tonight down.
After the shock passed, Junsu spoke first. “I think we should clean up. The last thing we want is hung over and angry leader-sii in the morning.” He moved to stand but Nichkhun held him back.
“Don’t you think this is the kind of thing that Jaebum should be punished with?” Nichkhun was feeling particularly naughty now.
“Punished?” Junsu wasn’t sure what his boyfriend had in mind.
“For practically going on a drunken tirade.” Khun hauled Junsu off the floor.
“But we were celebrating him, shouldn’t he be allowed to drink the most?” Junho defended his beloved Appa.
“But he is the leader and the eldest and is expected to be a good example.” Nichkhun countered.
“I are confused.” Junho massage his temples.
“Stop messing with the kids, Umma and Appa will punish you if they tell.”Junsu whispered in his naughty voice as he snuggled up to Nichkhun sleepily.
“And I bet you would just love that.” The Thai Prince pulled Junsu away and left the three youngest in the living room.
“So, I’m not cleaning this mess up.” Wooyoung said only to receive a pinch from Junho.
“Wooyoung-ah, the sooner we clean this up, the sooner I can sprawl you out on the floor.” Chansung’s grin was dripping with grease.
Wooyoung jumped up, sending Junho rolling, and proceeded to clean the pizza boxes, paper cups and empty bottles up at lightning speed. Chansung helped poor Junho up and brushed the crumbs off him, making sure to give extra attention to his ample backside.
Junsu and Nichkhun had their legs tangled together and in the middle of making out on Khun’s bed. Nichkhun had begun to whisper sweet nothings to Junsu, but the singer pulled away.
“Sorry Khunnie-ah, but I am wiped. All that beer is making me sleepy and I don’t think I’m going to last long enough for even one round.” Junsu pouted so cutely and snuggled to Nichkhun’s chest that the Thai man couldn’t really protest. Oh the things Junsu makes me feel. He sighed and pulled a cover over them and thought back to when Junsu first asked him about his naughty schemes.
*Flashback smut scene 1 begins*
“Khunnie-ah?” It was three days after the first time they had sex. Nichkhun wanted Junsu to have enough time to recover before they went at it again.
“Junsu.” Khun smiled at the singer, who was fluttering his lashes sweetly seductively.
“Khun, tell me about how you set Jaebum-hyung up with Taecyeon.” They were cuddled up on Nichkhun’s bed since Chansung had now permanently joined Wooyoung in the living room and Junho refused to give up his bed.
Nichkhun began to tell Junsu how he had deviously sparked the conversation that set off the chain reaction: the trio chasing after each other in the practice room, which led to Taecyeon being knocked over, which led to Jaebum swooping in to save the gangly man. It was the first time Jay had disregarded the cooties for another person. Half way through his story, Junsu had begun to unbutton Nichkhun’s shirt and by the end of it, Junsu had started to tease a nipple with his tongue.
“Khun, how did you know about the couple outfit, that I kept it?” Junsu’s kisses began to head south. Nichkhun let out a quiet moan. “I selectively explore the dorm and go through everyone’s things.”
“I hid that pretty well. Did you, by any chance, go especially through my things?” Junsu slide back up to kiss Nichkhun hard, taking the man by surprise with his lust. Nichkhun just nodded and blushed at his confession. That admittance had Junsu so turned on. He loved that Khun was like his own naughty ninja.
“God I want you so much right now.” Junsu swooped down to Nichkhun’s lower regions and hurriedly undid the khakis. He pulled down underwear and pants in one go. Nichkhun was already raging hard - encouraged by Junsu’s fervor. Junsu didn’t really need to do much to get Nichkhun in the mood. Within seconds he had the Thai man down his throat and was humming the chorus of ‘Only You’. Nichkhun groaned, the vibration were so intense in the singer’s wet cavern that if he stayed in there any longer he was going to cum.
Nichkhun threaded his finger in Junsu’s hair and tugged, signaling for the man to pause. Junsu released him and the Thai man let out a whimper.
“God Junsu, what has gotten into you?” Nichkhun forced their mouths together. Their tongues battling for dominance as Khun pushed down Junsu’s sweat pants.
“I love it when you’re bad.” Junsu moaned as he pulled away. He kicked his pants off and moved back to his boyfriend. “I want you to prepare me with that naughty mouth of yours that’s always causing trouble.” Junsu kissed him before straddling Nichkhun and spreading himself so that sinful Thai tongue could fuck him.
Nichkhun was loving this side of Junsu and didn’t hesitate to replace Junsu’s hands with his own. All he did was admit to some pretty tame offenses and the singer was all over him. Wait till he finds out most of Jay’s conspiracies about me are true… He swirled his tongue around Junsu’s entrance and swiped along the crack a few times before delving his tongue passed the tight ring of muscles and thoroughly ravaged Junsu’s ass.
By now the singer was panting and mewling and was leaving teasing kisses along Nichkhun throbbing cock.
“Please Khunnie, fuck me hard. I need it so bad.” Junsu ran his hands down Nichkhun’s thighs and scratched his way back up. Nichkhun reached for the lube under his pillow (always in reach) and hurriedly coated his fingers before pushing two in at once. Junsu bucked back onto them and hissed. It was the most delicious pain he had ever experienced. After several pumps, Junsu couldn’t take it anymore; he pulled himself away from Khun’s now scissoring fingers and seated himself on the younger man’s cock without any warning. Khun let out a deep moan and grabbed onto Junsu’s hips to still the man. He was not loosened enough and Khun was afraid of the pain Junsu would feel if he moved too fast.
Nichkhun pulled Junsu down for a kiss to distract the man for a while. Junsu could taste himself in the other’s mouth and it set him off. He raised his hips and slammed back down; and immediately the two fell into a quick, hard pace. They moved in rhythm, meeting each other half way and sending a jolt of pure pleasure through both of their bodies each time. Nichkhun could feel that neither would last much longer; their moans were now strung out into one loud shout. He took hold of Junsu’s length and fisted it out of sync with their thrusts. The chaos between the movements in and around Junsu’s body had him seeing stars as he shot his hot seed across Nichkhun’s tanned chest. He arched back as he rode out his orgasm and gripped onto Nichkhun’s thighs. The new angle was heaven for the Thai man and when Junsu began to claw at his legs again he came hard. The intensity of his shooting seed against Junsu’s prostate sent a ripple of pleasure through the singer.
Junsu slumped forward to give Nichkhun a sloppy kiss as he lifted himself off his boyfriend.
“Next time, I am telling you about how I gave Chansung insomnia for five days straight.” The younger man said, stroking Junsu’s hair as he licked his cum off Nichkhun’s chest. Junsu hummed happily.
*End of first flashback smut*
ON TO PART TWO