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[hot4history]

...okay, I give.

PANTS, PANTS, THE PRINCESS AND HALF OF MY KINGDOM FOR A PAIR OF PANTS.

[ooc; ...fairy godmother!Miranda zapped his clothes. He's now wearing nothing but a leaf. Yeah.]

Comments

[una_morte_dolce]

You should be offering your kingdom for True Love instead of pants. Will pants win you the heart of your True Love? I think not.

[hot4history]

But I don't have a True Love to offer my kingdom for, so I think pants will have to do.

[una_morte_dolce]

How tragically unfortunate, you should be searching for that. A search for pants is trivial next to the quest of True Love.

[hot4history]

True Love isn't a very high priority in line of work, I'm afraid. Pants kinda are.

[justa_clown]

Please do not offer such values away, good Prince! I shall make you a pair of pants for naught!

*He's wearing this blue dress*

[hot4history]

How noble of you to offer, Princess, I will have to think of a way to repay you for your kindne--

[hot4history]

...y'can sew?

[justa_clown]

*Perks* Why yes, I can! I--*Twitches, covering his mouth.* No-Not again...

[yuu_yu_na]

... *blinks, then looks away* T-that's very inappropriate for a prince, don't you--

[yuu_yu_na]

--what the fuck are you doing, idiot?

[hot4history]

The fairy godmo-- Miranda undressed me.

[yuu_yu_na]

Oh, that sounds... uhm-- Spare me.