1. What time did you get up this morning ( Read more... )

These are my firsts. If I tag you it means I want to know yours. Copy and paste this note into your notes, delete my answers and fill yours in. Tag me back and anyone else whose "Firsts" you want to know about ( Read more... )

I received a series of calls from my sister the past few days, so assuming it was some sort of emergency, I called her back finally. I asked her if anything was wrong and she said, "What are you wearing to Jamaica?" I said, "I don't know; nothing. I'm going to be naked the whole time." She said, "Well... I just want to make sure that you wear ( Read more... )

You know what's even better than getting injured on the job? Getting WRITTEN UP for getting injured.

Improper cutting technique.

FML.

Well I'm a dumbass! I got to work at 11:30 today, put out a flat of bananas, chatted with Erin the HR manager about papayas and how she'd like to try one, and saw the Naked Man. Dominic and I chatted for a while, (he got his hair cut and looks even hotter now), and then I went into the prep room to cut a papaya to surprise Erin with because I ( Read more... )

I need your advice: I want to give Dominic something for helping me move, and I was thinking of telling him that I want to buy him dinner. So, do I just say "Let me take you out to pay you back for helping me?" I feel like we'd never make plans then. Or do I go and buy a gift certificate and say this is for me to take you out ( Read more... )

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag 10 people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't ( Read more... )

Last night was the first night that I haven't had a nightmare about Giant Eagle in a while. Instead, I had a bizarre dream in which I married Justin Adams. Can't I just have dreams that don't make any sense or that I promptly forget when I wake up ( Read more... )

Was that just the produce manager and the prepared foods manager playing beer pong on my deck? Yes, I believe it was. Did the two of them just leave with my roommate to go play darts for shots at the bar? Yes, I believe so.

This should make for some interesting stories.