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[lady_evanna]

What the FUCK, Mam?!

She shows up here after the funeral and says "Hi! I divorced your father, let me sleep on your sofa!"

Uhm...A LITTLE WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE! Jesus fucking christ!

Comments

[twilightrobe]

so that's who the blonde was. fuck, that's harsh. need to get outta the house, or somethin'?

[lady_evanna]

No, I sent her to Caitlin's!! She's not divorcing my dad and kipping here! Fuck her!

[twilightrobe]

ah. i'll bet that's a fun and loud time... what actually happened between 'em?

[lady_evanna]

She was bored.

SHE WAS BORED.

[eligible_boy]

Are you serious?! Fuuuuck. That is fucked every which way...

[lady_evanna]

YES IT IS!

I am so pissed off! And it's weird because I am never pissed off so I don't know what to do about it!!

[eligible_boy]

Well, I am available to hold the punching bag if you would like a go with that? Or to talk about it. Or to hold the punching bag while we talk about it.

[lady_evanna]

I have a...you know. A visitor. Who I am currently scaring with my wrath. But he's making me 'calm the crap down, Eva' cocoa.

[seminalsemiotic]

How endlessly thoughtful of her...

[lady_evanna]

Yeah. No kidding. Dim-fucking-wit.

[seminalsemiotic]

At least it wasn't genetic...

[lady_evanna]

Aww :D

Thing is...I've always looked up to her. Been close to her. She's so...I dunno. Shiny. But dude. You do not dump my daddy like that.

[deirdre_ionuin]

AH GOD MY FAMILY'S FALLING APART!

[lady_evanna]

I KNOW I sent her to your mam's house.

[deirdre_ionuin]

..THAT WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA BUT AT LEAST SHE'S NOT HERE!

[lady_evanna]

That's pretty much what I was thinking. Be not here.

[lee_rivers]

What? Huh- what? That's, wow- okay, Lee, stop talking in single words and move on up to the next stage of communication. Right, ready? Okay. And probably should tone down the talking to yourself too. Sorry, it's just the shock. No problem, just get on with it.

Nope, still surprised. How's the wrath?

[lady_evanna]

Nah, I'm right there with you, Baby.

It's wrathlike and sort of boring. Being angry is so pointless. Wanna come over?